Sabers Clash!
Several years after KotOR,
In a farfetched AU, far, far way…
"Flying through hyperspace
In my rusty freighter
Atton's on his way
Gonna see 'im later
Saber on my hip
Going to Kashyyyk
Lucky if we get there
In about a week
Sabers Clash, Sabers Clash
Sabers Clash All Day
Christmas in the Galaxy
Oh so far away,
Sabers Clash, Sabers Clash
Christmas Time is Great
Oh what fun it is to fly
In a rusty crate
Engines sputtering,
Dodge the Sith Attack,
Carth is next to me,
Grumbling bout his back!
All the family is there
Sitting in the hold
Christmas day, the Star Wars way
Sharing tales of old!
Blasters Fire, Blasters Fire
Blasters Fire All Day
Christmas in the Galaxy
Oh so far away
Blasters Fire, Blasters Fire
Christmas time is sweet
Atton's gifts are always
Wrapped and really neat
Come the afternoon
Ordo has a snack
The kids and aunty Mish,
Are playing more Pazaak
The time comes round to go
Rand Lets out a "Noo!"
We all pack our things
And all head for our home
Use the force, Use the Force
Use the Force All Day
Christmas in the Galaxy
Oh so far away
Hyperspace, Hyperspace
Christmas time is fun
Oh how cool it is to be
The next Exar Kun!"
The eighth performance of the day drove the reunited crews of the Ebon Hawk to stunning Revan and locking him in a closet, the party went on fine without him…
The End!
Created and executive produced by: The Force (mystical energy field)
Written and directed by: the Author (There's the 'Farther', from Mortis, so why not the 'Author'?)
Score by: Many generations of people & The Reader's Mind
Starring:
Revan as Singer
Meetra Surik Rand as Meetra Surik
Jack "Atton" Rand as Atton Rand
Carth Onasi as Carth Onasi
…and so forth and so on...
I so here is my KotORisation of "Jingle Bells"
Hope you find it funny, CC-645