(Disclaimer: I do not own any characters in this story.)
Chapter 1:
Silver: Welcome to "The Silver Phoenix Show"! I am your host, Silver! Here on this show we interview and discuss many different anime characters, sounds boring? Meet my co-host, Mrs. Bojangles!
Shelly: Howdy everyone! *runs from backstage and trips over one of the cables on the floor* uhhh *raises a hand* I'm okay! Well everyone I'm your uh, um, what was that word again Silver?
Silver: Co-host?
Shelly: Yea! That's the one! We're going to interview our first uhhh what was that kind of animated character called again?
Silver: Mrs. Bojangles, it's called anime characters!
Shelly: Right! Let's meet our first guest, HIEI! From the popular show InuYasha
Silver: Yu Yu Hakusho
Shelly: Right InuYasha Yu Yu Hakusho!
Silver: I knew letting my cousin come on here was a mistake
Shelly: Mistake I am!
*loud applause as Hiei walks across the stage*
Silver: Please Hiei, do sit.
Shelly: Yea stand!
Silver: I said SIT not STAND you moron!
Shelly: Moron I am!
Hiei: This is going to hurt right?
Silver: Right of course. Let's start the interview.
Shelly: Well I like to play basketball in my spare time and sometimes dance around the house naked.
Silver: A few things Shelly. One, I MEANT HIM!!! Two, I'm never walking inside your house again, it's been nakified.
Shelly: a.k.a. Shellified.
Silver: Anyways, so Hiei, tell us a little about your past.
Hiei: Well I was raised by a gang of thieves.
Shelly: OH WOW!
Silver: Pretty cool.
Shelly: I didn't know you were raised by a gang of leaves LEAF BOY!
Hiei: Silly ditzy girl, I said thieves NOT LEAVES!
Shelly: I mean was your mom a twig or something because THAT IS COOL!
Hiei: May I kill her?
Silver: There will be worse moments where you really want to strangle her.
Shelly: Now for our next guest, he's a dude from the popular show Yu Yu Hakusho!
Silver: InuYasha.
Shelly: Right! Yu Yu Hakusho InuYasha!
*Hojo walks out across the stage in front of another available chair.*
Silver: Let's try something, please stand.
Shelly: Yes please sit!
*Hojo sits down but not without giving Shelly a weird look*
Silver: I know what you're thinking, thank goodness she has sports.
Hojo: You are very good.
Silver: Tell us something about yourself Hojo.
Shelly: Wow COOL!
Hojo: What? I didn't say anything yet.
Shelly: Your name rhymes with Hojo.
Silver: It IS Hojo you weirdo!
Shelly: Weirdo I am!
Silver: Right.
Hojo: Can we get the show on the road?
Shelly: What's wrong with Hiei?
Silver: Too much exposure to you?
Shelly: Oh I see, Ahem.HIEI'S GOTTA WEDGIE!!! HIEI'S GOTTA WEDGIE!!!
Hiei: NOT SO LOUD!!!
Shelly: Oh ok, it'll be our little secret *winks at the camera* *Hiei looks like he REALLY wants to strangle her*
Shelly: *burp* whoopsy, too much Diet Pepsi!
Silver: *shakes her head in either disgust or disappointment, I think it's shame* Well anyways Hojo, tell us about yourself and your role in InuYasha.
Shelly: I thought he was the monkey in Yu Yu Hakusho InuYasha.
Silver: -_-;;; Ignore her, anything with sugar does strange things to her.
Hojo: I'm the perfect straight A student, though I like Kagome, all the ladies want me and she prefers doggy ear boy.
Shelly: Boring Hobo!
Hojo: It's Hojo
Shelly: Oh, ok Homo.
Silver, Hojo, AND Hiei: HOJO!!!
Shelly: Ok Mojo Jojo!
Silver, Hojo, and Hiei: *All fall out of their seats* -_-;;; x39587235
Silver: *thinking* only one more guest and we're done, only one more guest and we're done, I can do this, this is only the first episode for the rest of my life, dear god won't someone kill me?
Shelly: Oh my Hen! Are ya'll's butt too slippery? Why did you fall down like that?
Silver: Ok our last guest is our feature guest for today, he's Marik from Yu-Gi-Oh
Shelly: Yu-Gi-Oh rhymes with dealio!
Silver: Mrs. Bojangles, there's a quiet corner over there with your name on it, better go check it out!
Shelly: ALRIGHT! Quiet corner with my name on it, here ME COME!
Hiei: and I thought I was good, I am not worthy
Silver: When you live with her practically, it becomes a routine.
Hojo: I am NOT Homo!
*Marik walks across the stage and everyone stops applausing*
Silver: Ok, well I see you want to confront your father issues, let's see what your father is like.
*A screen comes down from nowhere and rolls a tape that also seem like it came from nowhere*
*tape rolling*
We see a little blond boy with big scared eyes staring at an older man with a knife held high above his face. *Silver stops tape there*
Silver: So as we see, is this an abusive father?
Marik: Keep watching.
*Silver rolls tape again*
The father is breathing harder and harder and the boy cries in fright. "Come here boy" grumbles the father as the boy scoots away from him as far as possible. The boy looks around trying to find a way out.
*Silver stops tape again*
Silver: This really seems like an abusive father issue.
Marik: Just keep rolling the freaking tape!
Silver: You got it boss
*tape rolls again*
"Daddy?" whispers the boy. The father raises the knife higher and swings it down. The boy screams.
"What ya screaming about? In the mood for carrot soup, I mean I have this dangerous knife over my head and it seems like the perfect time to randomly make you a carrot soup for me and your sister, son. Oh son, don't look at me like that Smoochy Poo, You know I love you!" says the father in the most childish way EVER.
"Dad.you're embarrassing me!" says the child in an angry whisper.
"Here you go!" announces the father handing him the bowl of carrot soup. The child looks into the bowl and sees some alphabet noodles saying the word: Smoochy Poo.
"I'm going to become evil," suddenly says the child after reading the message in the bowl.
"I'm behind you 100% SMOOCHY POO!" shouts the father.
*Silver stops tape and looks at him in wild confusion*
Silver: THIS is why you became evil? Because your father made you alphabet and carrot soup?!
Marik: Yea, he wouldn't do anything mean, so I took that as my excuse for becoming evil, that man has the mentality of a Teletubby, actually Teletubbies tutor every Tuesday at 7PM to 8PM.
Silver: Eh heh, COMMERCIAL PLEASE?
Shelly: Hey Silver! I couldn't find my name on that wall!!! I saw that movie, that was so sweet with the soup and the message in the soup and.
*Mrs. Bojangles is cut off to show you these messages from The Silver Phoenix Show's sponsor, the only sponsor.*
*COMMERCIAL*
Kagome and Sango walks down the street of the city. They were just chatting and walking side by side and then Jaken mumbling something and having way too much shampoo for a guy with barely any hair. "Hey Jaken! Is that your natural skin color or some sort of skin disease?" Kagome shouted. "I always wanted to ask that too," whispers Sango. "Leave me alone you filthy humans!" retorted Jaken. "Ugliness, another side effect of hunger, don't let hunger happen to you," says the Snickers guy who came out of nowhere. *shows ooey gooey chocolate!*
*BACK TO THE SHOW*
Shelly: and with the knife and the carrots.
Silver: Mrs. Bojangles! ENOUGH!
Shelly: Can I do a..
Silver: No.
Shelly: Please I won't hurt anyone!
Silver: No.
Shelly: So Marik dude, looks like you need a psy.psy.
Silver: Psychiatrist?
Shelly: YES!
Silver: Our TV Network allowed us to bring in a professional psychiatrist, where is she anyways?
*Shelly goes into a random telephone booth in the middle of the stage*
Silver: Shelly! I said NO telephone booths!
*Shelly comes out in a suit*
Shelly: I'm the psy.psy.
Silver: PSYCHIATRIST?! Are they nuts?!
Shelly: Nuts and Psychiatrist I am!
Silver: This CANNOT be happening!
Silver: Network thought I was the best choice.
Marik: I refuse to have a shrink with the intelligent of sugar.
Shelly: SUGAR?!
Marik: Oy, this is going to be painful, worse than dad. You know what? I feel better about my dad already because I MET YOU!!!
Shelly: Psy.psy.
Silver: *thinking* hmm I see how she works, she makes people feel better about what they have because well.it's HER.
Shelly: Psy.psy.
Silver: Enough psychiatrist-ing in here, you did well Shelly, Marik feels happy about his father and you learned a new word: Psychiatrist.
Shelly: Psy.Psychiatrist? Oh yea, that's me!
Silver: *looking into the camera* Won't you join us for the second part of the show where we get a closer look into these anime characters and maybe even more where we host the Silver Phoenix Slumber Party with me, Silver, as your host, and the dope over Mrs. Bojangles as the co-host! Call her Shelly from now on, I have the worst feeling she forgot her name and said Mrs. Bojangles when she introduced herself.
Shelly: HIEI'S GOTTA WEDGIE! HIEI'S GOTTA WEDGIE!!!
Hiei: Can I PLEASE kill her now?
Silver: Please.do so
Shelly: Wait! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hiei chases Shelly around until Shelly tripped over the cable on the floor again, and the show ended there*
Did Marik REALLY get over his Daddy issues?
Did Hiei kill Shelly?
Is Shelly really a qualified psy.psy.psychiatrist?
Does she REALLY run about her house naked?
Does Silver take anti-depressant pills because of Shelly?
Check out the next chapter to find out! Where we host: The Silver Phoenix SLUMBER PARTY!!! *background cheering*
A/N: I had nothing to do with any of the comedy that was all Shelly. I just did the factual parts of the anime character's life. I was just trying to teach her about anime and she just threw in all the comedy stuff somehow. Please do not kill me for this, email her at dragon_baby1188@hotmail.com if you have any comment, but no threats please. Shelly doesn't do well with threats, one word: hyperventilation. Until next time, don't kill me and please click that little button on the bottom of the screen that says review. JUST DON'T KILL ME!!!
*~*Silver*~*
Chapter 1:
Silver: Welcome to "The Silver Phoenix Show"! I am your host, Silver! Here on this show we interview and discuss many different anime characters, sounds boring? Meet my co-host, Mrs. Bojangles!
Shelly: Howdy everyone! *runs from backstage and trips over one of the cables on the floor* uhhh *raises a hand* I'm okay! Well everyone I'm your uh, um, what was that word again Silver?
Silver: Co-host?
Shelly: Yea! That's the one! We're going to interview our first uhhh what was that kind of animated character called again?
Silver: Mrs. Bojangles, it's called anime characters!
Shelly: Right! Let's meet our first guest, HIEI! From the popular show InuYasha
Silver: Yu Yu Hakusho
Shelly: Right InuYasha Yu Yu Hakusho!
Silver: I knew letting my cousin come on here was a mistake
Shelly: Mistake I am!
*loud applause as Hiei walks across the stage*
Silver: Please Hiei, do sit.
Shelly: Yea stand!
Silver: I said SIT not STAND you moron!
Shelly: Moron I am!
Hiei: This is going to hurt right?
Silver: Right of course. Let's start the interview.
Shelly: Well I like to play basketball in my spare time and sometimes dance around the house naked.
Silver: A few things Shelly. One, I MEANT HIM!!! Two, I'm never walking inside your house again, it's been nakified.
Shelly: a.k.a. Shellified.
Silver: Anyways, so Hiei, tell us a little about your past.
Hiei: Well I was raised by a gang of thieves.
Shelly: OH WOW!
Silver: Pretty cool.
Shelly: I didn't know you were raised by a gang of leaves LEAF BOY!
Hiei: Silly ditzy girl, I said thieves NOT LEAVES!
Shelly: I mean was your mom a twig or something because THAT IS COOL!
Hiei: May I kill her?
Silver: There will be worse moments where you really want to strangle her.
Shelly: Now for our next guest, he's a dude from the popular show Yu Yu Hakusho!
Silver: InuYasha.
Shelly: Right! Yu Yu Hakusho InuYasha!
*Hojo walks out across the stage in front of another available chair.*
Silver: Let's try something, please stand.
Shelly: Yes please sit!
*Hojo sits down but not without giving Shelly a weird look*
Silver: I know what you're thinking, thank goodness she has sports.
Hojo: You are very good.
Silver: Tell us something about yourself Hojo.
Shelly: Wow COOL!
Hojo: What? I didn't say anything yet.
Shelly: Your name rhymes with Hojo.
Silver: It IS Hojo you weirdo!
Shelly: Weirdo I am!
Silver: Right.
Hojo: Can we get the show on the road?
Shelly: What's wrong with Hiei?
Silver: Too much exposure to you?
Shelly: Oh I see, Ahem.HIEI'S GOTTA WEDGIE!!! HIEI'S GOTTA WEDGIE!!!
Hiei: NOT SO LOUD!!!
Shelly: Oh ok, it'll be our little secret *winks at the camera* *Hiei looks like he REALLY wants to strangle her*
Shelly: *burp* whoopsy, too much Diet Pepsi!
Silver: *shakes her head in either disgust or disappointment, I think it's shame* Well anyways Hojo, tell us about yourself and your role in InuYasha.
Shelly: I thought he was the monkey in Yu Yu Hakusho InuYasha.
Silver: -_-;;; Ignore her, anything with sugar does strange things to her.
Hojo: I'm the perfect straight A student, though I like Kagome, all the ladies want me and she prefers doggy ear boy.
Shelly: Boring Hobo!
Hojo: It's Hojo
Shelly: Oh, ok Homo.
Silver, Hojo, AND Hiei: HOJO!!!
Shelly: Ok Mojo Jojo!
Silver, Hojo, and Hiei: *All fall out of their seats* -_-;;; x39587235
Silver: *thinking* only one more guest and we're done, only one more guest and we're done, I can do this, this is only the first episode for the rest of my life, dear god won't someone kill me?
Shelly: Oh my Hen! Are ya'll's butt too slippery? Why did you fall down like that?
Silver: Ok our last guest is our feature guest for today, he's Marik from Yu-Gi-Oh
Shelly: Yu-Gi-Oh rhymes with dealio!
Silver: Mrs. Bojangles, there's a quiet corner over there with your name on it, better go check it out!
Shelly: ALRIGHT! Quiet corner with my name on it, here ME COME!
Hiei: and I thought I was good, I am not worthy
Silver: When you live with her practically, it becomes a routine.
Hojo: I am NOT Homo!
*Marik walks across the stage and everyone stops applausing*
Silver: Ok, well I see you want to confront your father issues, let's see what your father is like.
*A screen comes down from nowhere and rolls a tape that also seem like it came from nowhere*
*tape rolling*
We see a little blond boy with big scared eyes staring at an older man with a knife held high above his face. *Silver stops tape there*
Silver: So as we see, is this an abusive father?
Marik: Keep watching.
*Silver rolls tape again*
The father is breathing harder and harder and the boy cries in fright. "Come here boy" grumbles the father as the boy scoots away from him as far as possible. The boy looks around trying to find a way out.
*Silver stops tape again*
Silver: This really seems like an abusive father issue.
Marik: Just keep rolling the freaking tape!
Silver: You got it boss
*tape rolls again*
"Daddy?" whispers the boy. The father raises the knife higher and swings it down. The boy screams.
"What ya screaming about? In the mood for carrot soup, I mean I have this dangerous knife over my head and it seems like the perfect time to randomly make you a carrot soup for me and your sister, son. Oh son, don't look at me like that Smoochy Poo, You know I love you!" says the father in the most childish way EVER.
"Dad.you're embarrassing me!" says the child in an angry whisper.
"Here you go!" announces the father handing him the bowl of carrot soup. The child looks into the bowl and sees some alphabet noodles saying the word: Smoochy Poo.
"I'm going to become evil," suddenly says the child after reading the message in the bowl.
"I'm behind you 100% SMOOCHY POO!" shouts the father.
*Silver stops tape and looks at him in wild confusion*
Silver: THIS is why you became evil? Because your father made you alphabet and carrot soup?!
Marik: Yea, he wouldn't do anything mean, so I took that as my excuse for becoming evil, that man has the mentality of a Teletubby, actually Teletubbies tutor every Tuesday at 7PM to 8PM.
Silver: Eh heh, COMMERCIAL PLEASE?
Shelly: Hey Silver! I couldn't find my name on that wall!!! I saw that movie, that was so sweet with the soup and the message in the soup and.
*Mrs. Bojangles is cut off to show you these messages from The Silver Phoenix Show's sponsor, the only sponsor.*
*COMMERCIAL*
Kagome and Sango walks down the street of the city. They were just chatting and walking side by side and then Jaken mumbling something and having way too much shampoo for a guy with barely any hair. "Hey Jaken! Is that your natural skin color or some sort of skin disease?" Kagome shouted. "I always wanted to ask that too," whispers Sango. "Leave me alone you filthy humans!" retorted Jaken. "Ugliness, another side effect of hunger, don't let hunger happen to you," says the Snickers guy who came out of nowhere. *shows ooey gooey chocolate!*
*BACK TO THE SHOW*
Shelly: and with the knife and the carrots.
Silver: Mrs. Bojangles! ENOUGH!
Shelly: Can I do a..
Silver: No.
Shelly: Please I won't hurt anyone!
Silver: No.
Shelly: So Marik dude, looks like you need a psy.psy.
Silver: Psychiatrist?
Shelly: YES!
Silver: Our TV Network allowed us to bring in a professional psychiatrist, where is she anyways?
*Shelly goes into a random telephone booth in the middle of the stage*
Silver: Shelly! I said NO telephone booths!
*Shelly comes out in a suit*
Shelly: I'm the psy.psy.
Silver: PSYCHIATRIST?! Are they nuts?!
Shelly: Nuts and Psychiatrist I am!
Silver: This CANNOT be happening!
Silver: Network thought I was the best choice.
Marik: I refuse to have a shrink with the intelligent of sugar.
Shelly: SUGAR?!
Marik: Oy, this is going to be painful, worse than dad. You know what? I feel better about my dad already because I MET YOU!!!
Shelly: Psy.psy.
Silver: *thinking* hmm I see how she works, she makes people feel better about what they have because well.it's HER.
Shelly: Psy.psy.
Silver: Enough psychiatrist-ing in here, you did well Shelly, Marik feels happy about his father and you learned a new word: Psychiatrist.
Shelly: Psy.Psychiatrist? Oh yea, that's me!
Silver: *looking into the camera* Won't you join us for the second part of the show where we get a closer look into these anime characters and maybe even more where we host the Silver Phoenix Slumber Party with me, Silver, as your host, and the dope over Mrs. Bojangles as the co-host! Call her Shelly from now on, I have the worst feeling she forgot her name and said Mrs. Bojangles when she introduced herself.
Shelly: HIEI'S GOTTA WEDGIE! HIEI'S GOTTA WEDGIE!!!
Hiei: Can I PLEASE kill her now?
Silver: Please.do so
Shelly: Wait! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hiei chases Shelly around until Shelly tripped over the cable on the floor again, and the show ended there*
Did Marik REALLY get over his Daddy issues?
Did Hiei kill Shelly?
Is Shelly really a qualified psy.psy.psychiatrist?
Does she REALLY run about her house naked?
Does Silver take anti-depressant pills because of Shelly?
Check out the next chapter to find out! Where we host: The Silver Phoenix SLUMBER PARTY!!! *background cheering*
A/N: I had nothing to do with any of the comedy that was all Shelly. I just did the factual parts of the anime character's life. I was just trying to teach her about anime and she just threw in all the comedy stuff somehow. Please do not kill me for this, email her at dragon_baby1188@hotmail.com if you have any comment, but no threats please. Shelly doesn't do well with threats, one word: hyperventilation. Until next time, don't kill me and please click that little button on the bottom of the screen that says review. JUST DON'T KILL ME!!!
*~*Silver*~*