Title: Surviving Halloween
Summary: Where ghouls and monsters learn the rules for how to survive Halloween against the nations.
Disclaimer: I don't own Axis Powers Hetalia or any of its characters.
Rating: K+ (each chapter may have a different rating)
Chapter Title: Surprise in the Shower
Chapter Summary: Attacking people in the shower is not what it always seems.
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: Since Halloween is coming up and I happened to read a list of rules of how to survive a horror movie, I couldn't resist putting this up. Unfortunately, there isn't a lot of days left before Halloween so I just continue to post even after Halloween. Hope you enjoy!
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The creature slipped easily into the house through a careless opened window.
His nose alerted him of someone in the kitchen. As he silently headed near the kitchen, it saw that there was a man hurrying to make dinner, chopping away at the vegetables. The creature could have easily killed the man with his back facing him. But the man was wielding a rather sharp blade and the creature preferred a quick and unprotected meal.
Its attention then turned to the sound of water running upstairs. It crept up the stairs, unnoticed by the man in the kitchen. Only a foggy outline behind the shower curtains, there was a petite slim figure who did not realize they had an unexpected visitor.
A girl, the creature thought hungrily. It had been a while since it had eaten a girl.
She was humming a song, hands brushing over her long hair to wash away the shampoo. She did not realize how the creature moved closer inch by inch towards her, mouth dripping with saliva with the thought of eating such a delicacy.
What seemed like an eternity later, the creature stood in front of the shower curtains. The girl was entirely unaware. It twisted its mouth into a resemblance of a smirk. Shame it wouldn't be able to fully taste the girl's fear and horror before eating.
Not a second too soon, the creature ripped open the curtains, ready to plunge its jaws into the unsuspecting girl -
Only to be kicked in the face and fly through three sets of walls and crashing into a table and bookcase.
" Hong Kong! It's not even Halloween yet-aru!" the "girl" irritably yelled, nonchalantly stepping out of the shower, towel wrapped around "her" waist and glaring at the creature with the pose and intent of brutally pummeling it for intruding.
Rule number 1: Make sure the victim is actually a girl. And also not a kung-fu expert.