Title: The Angel and The Devil.
Author: Ruth
Rating: PG
Pairing: None.
Summery: Metatron has been searching for Lucifer since he escaped from Hell, has he found him at last?
Disclaimer: Not mine, HP belongs to J.K.Rowling and The other people who have claim on them. Dogma and Metatron belong to Kevin Smith who is simply amazing.
Author's Notes and Warnings: Just a little PB that had to be dealt with, although it looks like it could be continued.
Spoilers: For Dogma, and HP for the characters.
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"I am the Metatron, voice of the one true god, I am Metatron..."
Ron looked at Harry in bewilderment, wand still poised, "what's a Metatron?" Harry looked just as confused "Haven't got a clue."
Voldemort's eye's narrowed, not that they could narrow much further looking like a snake with a rather bad case of itchy eye.
"Lucius!" Malfoy senior nodded and aimed his wand which spurted out water and dowsed Metatron, "what the bloody hell did you do that for!" Metatron looked around, he had no idea where he was but he was sure he knew some of these people. "Where the bloody hell am I, and who the hell are you?" he said looking around the room and pointing at the dynamic trio. "Uh, Harry." "Ron Weasley" "Hermione. You're Metatron?" Ron leaned towards Harry and whispered, "Does she know who he is?" Snape stood higher in his sodden robes. "I am Metatron, you haven't heard of me have you?" Metatron formerly known as professor Severus Snape looked disappointed, "no one ever knows who I am."
"Excuse me as much as this conversation is enlightening all of us, would you mind moving I'm trying to kill this little sod." Voldemort stated prodding his wand in the direction of Harry.
"Lucifer??" Metatron stood in shock then took a few steps back protecting Harry, Ron and Hermione.
His full wingspan stretched out, "So this is where you've been hiding."