BW POEM

Hi, my name is Bill Weasley,

And I'm forty-four.

I work for Gringotts,

In the very core.

I wear something in my ear,

A fang ear ring.

When payday comes,

My money goes Ka-Ching.

I am the oldest,

Of the bunch.

Hurry up,

When's lunch.

I don't know how to use,

The Post Office Mail.

I'm going to kill myself,

With this hammar and nail.