*I do attest that these character memes were done by random selection. None of the characters in the following 100 scenarios were chosen on purpose for the sake of the scenario. I did a lot of different memes with a bunch of different characters, but these were the best 100.

Some of the questions chosen came from number replacement memes meant only for OC's, but I really wore out the ones for canon char. or for OC and Canon char. both, so I was stuck with those. *

The lights flickered in the Artemis cabin. The demigods looked up in confusion. Percy, Annabeth, and Nico ran to the cabin, very confused why someone was in there. Jason, Piper, and Leo followed them. Rachel walked over as well. She found it suspicious. No, this is not a Stupid Plot Device! It's very logical!

Annabeth opened the door slowly, closely followed by Piper. Rachel ran past the boys, who had wisely chosen to stand around outside.

As the three girls ventured inside, they found a girl about thirteen (1) wearing a silver parka. She had light blue eyes and long hair as white and silky as milk.

"I, Milky Awesomeway, Hunter of Artemis, allow the boys to enter." A ripple ran through the doorway, causing Percy's eyebrows to raise. So the Artemis cabin did have Boy Barriers. Huh.

Nico ran through the doorway and did the last they Percy expected. "Milky!" The usually brooding boy excitedly exclaimed. "What are you doing at camp?"

"I remember you." Jason said. "Vaguely, but I do recall seeing you before. Weren't you the one who made everyone choose sides between Jasper and Jiper?"

The girl widened her eyes and subtly bit her lip, choosing her words carefully. "Er, no. That was a misunderstanding between Eros and Aphrodite." Her voice forced Jason to believe her. It was mysteriously similar to charmspeak, but it didn't give the exact same effects.

"Who's your friend?" Annabeth asked Nico.

"This is Milky Awesomeway, daughter of Apollo, Hunter of Artemis. I'm not very big on the Hunters, but Milky's cool."

Percy grinned at her. "So, Milky." He tried not to laugh at her name. "What brings you here."

Milky slyly smiled. "I am here on a mission for Lord Hermes. Olympus was very bored and wanted a new show for Hephaestus TV, and yes, in case you were wondering, demigod quests are a regular. You guys have the best ratings! Anyway, I am here to throw the lot of you and your other friends in 100 different scenarios. Who I pick is random, and be warned: sometimes the randomness gets a bit too random for my liking. Hopefully, you don't kill me when this is over."

The demigods and Rachel started to protest, but it was too late. Milky had disappeared in a cloud of white smoke, leaving behind a spoiled milk scent, causing the children to gag.

"How can she do this?" Piper asked Nico. "And what scenarios?"

Annabeth spoke. "A number replacement meme. It's the only answer." She suddenly looked up in realization. An Author! And an Author with Sue powers. The Sue looked at her with hardened eyes. She probably had the power to read minds from... somewhere.

"What's a number replacement meme?" Asked Nico.

"It's when you write twelve, ten, five, fifteen, or six names–depending on the version-and number them one through whatever. Then go through a list of scenarios that have numbers as placeholders for people and replace the number with the corresponding person."

"But how do we…" Jason started to ask, but a black hole appeared and sucked the children up. Nico noticed that the black hole was too white to be truly black… it was the color of…milk. He was so going to kill Milky when he had the chance.

1. No, I'm not thirteen. I'm older than that. My self-insert is thirteen because according to theTitan's Curse, before Thalia joined the hunt the oldest hunters physically were fourteen. How much older I am than that is info that will not divulge.

Update 9/24/17

1. I just realized I spell Connor wrong in basically every chapter of every story I've written. I don't have time to edit that so pretend it's spelt right. Anyway...

2. There's a lot of references to my older PJO fanfics within this story (These Are The Moments, Mad You Came, Forbidden Fruit Trilogy, and Kashmir Kathleen Volturi) though you don't have to read any of them for this pile of schist to make sense. Mostly because it doesn't make sense, period.

If you don't want to scroll through 100 chapters of crapfic-er, I mean crackfic-I am making a list of the "best of the best" i.e the only good ones.

So far, these are:

Memes 3-6

Meme 11

Meme 13-18

Meme 24

Meme 27

The Blood Of Olympus Abridged section of Meme 29 (Scroll down to the bottom)

Meme 31

Meme 33 (I think this one is my favourite)

Meme 35

Meme 36

Meme 41

Meme 42

Meme 45

Meme 46

Meme 48

Meme 50

Meme 52