I wrote this one warm summer night, I have no idea why. In fact, I encourage you not to read it. It may damage your mental health, till you start to think like me. And let me tell you that's scary. Actually I doubt anyone is actually going to read what I'm saying right now, given the off chance someone accidentally clicked this page. If you are lost, push the back button to find a decent story. If you are not, or really bored, then enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. If you think I'm actually making money with this, or are planing to sue me, all you will get is a slap on the back of the head.
The song is from a musical that was put on at my high school that I seen one to many times. (Guys and Dolls)
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Harry: *singing* I love you. . . a bushel and a peck. . .
Ron: Um. . . Harry?
Harry: . . .a bushel and a peck. . . *starts dancing*
Hermione: *looking extremely nervous*
Harry: . . . and a hug around the neck. . .
Draco: Who is he singing to?
Ron: *shrugs*
Harry: . . . a hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap. . .
Hermione: I think its you *points to Draco*
Draco: What! No Way!
Harry: . . . a barrel and a heap and I'm talking in my sleep about you. . . *points to Draco*
Ron: HA! It is!
Hermione *Runs away screaming *
Harry: I love you. . . a bushel and a peck. . .
Draco: This isn't happening
Harry: . . . you bet your pretty neck I do!
Ron: *starts tapping foot to the beat*
Harry: Doodle-oodle-oodle
Draco: noodle-poodle-strudel?
Ron: Huh?
Harry: Doodle-oodle-oodle
Draco: Has he always been this way?
Harry: Doodle-oodle-oodle-do! *stops singing and falls asleep*
Ron: He was fine until he met Hawk
Hawk: I heard that!
Ron: *cowers* I'm sorry oh high and mighty one
Draco: *Sniggers*
Hawk: You forgot all powerful
Ron: And very beautiful *forces a smile*
Hawk: That's better. Now dance!
Ron: *starts river dancing*
Hawk: *Cackles evilishly* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Draco: *pokes Harry with his foot*
Harry: *snore*
Hawk: *spies Draco* AHA! Fresh meat!
Draco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs for life*
Hawk: Get back here and dance for me!
Ron: *Spies his chance and also escapes*
Hawk: GRRRRR!
Harry: *wakes up* Huh?
Hawk: Oh well. . . It's just you and me now *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Harry: *sweating* Oh look! Alan Rickman! *points*
Hawk: *gets excited* Where!?!
Hawk: Hey, there's no one there
Harry: *gone*
Hawk: Oh poo
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Hawk: STOP THAT!
Draco/Harry: *running around giggling*
Hermione: What's going on here?
Hawk: These two are driving me nuts. . .just look at them
Draco/Harry: *runs over to Hawk, pulling up her pants in a wedgie fashion*
Hawk: GA!
Draco/Harry: *high five each other*
Snape: *enters*
Hermione/Hawk: Oh thank goodness
Hawk: Can you get some control over these two?
Snape: Are you kidding? *runs over and joins Harry and Draco*
Draco/Harry/Snape: *singing* Ring around the rosy. . .
Hawk: That's it. *pulls out wand*
Draco/Harry: *blows raspberries*
Snape: *Shakes his butt*
Hawk: *zaps a pair of boobs on Harry*
Harry: GA! AHHHHHHH!
Draco: *Staring at Harry licking his lips*
Harry: *blushes and giggles*
Hermione: What was that for?
Hawk: I don't know, thought it was funny. And it looks like their going to have fun now. *watches as Harry drags Draco to a dark room*
Snape: *still shaking his butt*
Hawk: Men!
Hermione: *runs over and grabs Snape, also dragging him away*
Hawk: Traitor!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. If you think I'm actually making money with this, or are planing to sue me, all you will get is a slap on the back of the head.
The song is from a musical that was put on at my high school that I seen one to many times. (Guys and Dolls)
~~~~~~~~~~
Harry: *singing* I love you. . . a bushel and a peck. . .
Ron: Um. . . Harry?
Harry: . . .a bushel and a peck. . . *starts dancing*
Hermione: *looking extremely nervous*
Harry: . . . and a hug around the neck. . .
Draco: Who is he singing to?
Ron: *shrugs*
Harry: . . . a hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap. . .
Hermione: I think its you *points to Draco*
Draco: What! No Way!
Harry: . . . a barrel and a heap and I'm talking in my sleep about you. . . *points to Draco*
Ron: HA! It is!
Hermione *Runs away screaming *
Harry: I love you. . . a bushel and a peck. . .
Draco: This isn't happening
Harry: . . . you bet your pretty neck I do!
Ron: *starts tapping foot to the beat*
Harry: Doodle-oodle-oodle
Draco: noodle-poodle-strudel?
Ron: Huh?
Harry: Doodle-oodle-oodle
Draco: Has he always been this way?
Harry: Doodle-oodle-oodle-do! *stops singing and falls asleep*
Ron: He was fine until he met Hawk
Hawk: I heard that!
Ron: *cowers* I'm sorry oh high and mighty one
Draco: *Sniggers*
Hawk: You forgot all powerful
Ron: And very beautiful *forces a smile*
Hawk: That's better. Now dance!
Ron: *starts river dancing*
Hawk: *Cackles evilishly* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Draco: *pokes Harry with his foot*
Harry: *snore*
Hawk: *spies Draco* AHA! Fresh meat!
Draco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs for life*
Hawk: Get back here and dance for me!
Ron: *Spies his chance and also escapes*
Hawk: GRRRRR!
Harry: *wakes up* Huh?
Hawk: Oh well. . . It's just you and me now *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Harry: *sweating* Oh look! Alan Rickman! *points*
Hawk: *gets excited* Where!?!
Hawk: Hey, there's no one there
Harry: *gone*
Hawk: Oh poo
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Hawk: STOP THAT!
Draco/Harry: *running around giggling*
Hermione: What's going on here?
Hawk: These two are driving me nuts. . .just look at them
Draco/Harry: *runs over to Hawk, pulling up her pants in a wedgie fashion*
Hawk: GA!
Draco/Harry: *high five each other*
Snape: *enters*
Hermione/Hawk: Oh thank goodness
Hawk: Can you get some control over these two?
Snape: Are you kidding? *runs over and joins Harry and Draco*
Draco/Harry/Snape: *singing* Ring around the rosy. . .
Hawk: That's it. *pulls out wand*
Draco/Harry: *blows raspberries*
Snape: *Shakes his butt*
Hawk: *zaps a pair of boobs on Harry*
Harry: GA! AHHHHHHH!
Draco: *Staring at Harry licking his lips*
Harry: *blushes and giggles*
Hermione: What was that for?
Hawk: I don't know, thought it was funny. And it looks like their going to have fun now. *watches as Harry drags Draco to a dark room*
Snape: *still shaking his butt*
Hawk: Men!
Hermione: *runs over and grabs Snape, also dragging him away*
Hawk: Traitor!