Hey guys I'm back with a whole new different story. Hope you enjoy it.

Warning: A little M rated as it goes on.

Disclaimer: I do not own Alice in the country of Hearts/Clover/Joker.

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"Get away from me you mutant rabbit" *Bang* "Ow, Alice stop hitting me with that frying pan" *Bang Bang Bang* "Good job young lady you killed my 2nd in command" "Who the h**l are you? Who's Alice? Why do you have such a big hat on? Are you a rapist?" *Twitch* "You're a rapist aren't you? You poor thing." Alice has forgotten everything. Who she is, her sister, Wonderland. And to top it all off, she is a total bad a** with killer moves. Well the new Alice survive Wonderland? How well the other's react? Well She ever return back to normal?

Chapter 1: Amnesia

Alice was hanging out with Boris at the amusement park like usual, trying to have fun and forget about the crazy in Wonderland and just trying to relax. "So Alice what ride so you want to go on next?" Boris asked.

"Anything, as long as I don't die from it" Alice turned a little green while remembering how she was forced to ride on the coffee cup jet coaster.

*Bang* *Bang*

"Looks like the Hatter's are here for another territory negotiation" Boris exclaimed excitedly, getting his gun out. "Come on" He grabbed Alice's wrist and dragged her towards the gun fight.

"Boris!"

~~~xXx~~~

Bullets were flying, Blood and Gowland were having their gun fight like usual. Alice ran behind a tree, trying not to get hit after Boris dragged her to the fight. "Not again" Alice sighed.

"Your aim is getting worse Mary, come on Mary, you need to work harder to get the ladies Mary" Blood teased him while dodging his bullets.

Several veins popped on Gowland's head. "Today you die Dupre! Here and now!" He roared. He shot a bullet from his gun, but the aim was way off and it hit a tree branch from the tree Alice was hiding behind.

"AAAHHHHH!" Alice yelled as the tree branch hit her head, making her unconscious.

"Alice!" Everyone yelled. They all immediately stopped the fight and ran towards the unconscious girl. Boris was the first one to reach her. "Alice! Alice! Are you alright!? Wake up! S**t!"

"Is she alright?" Gowland asked.

"Nice job Mary you killed her" Blood teased.

"Uhhhhhhh" Alice mumbled.

"Oh thank god" Gowland sighed in relief that she didn't die.

Blood felt her pulse and checked her heart to see if she was still alive. "She's alright, just unconscious" He said in relief. "But we should get a doctor to check her just in case"

"Boris you should take her back to the Clock tower so Julius knows." Gowland ordered.

"R-Right" Boris just went along, not arguing and started to take Alice back to the tower.

~~~xXx~~~

The Cheshire cat and the outsider finally made it to the Clock tower. Boris opened the door and then set her to her bed.

"What are you doing here cat" Julius popped out of nowhere.

"Well...Um...Alice got hurt...And I brought her back home. Your welcome. Also know she's...Um...unconscious, aha, funny right." Boris laughed nervously.

"And how did this happen?" Julius's left eye twitched.

"Uhhh...Funny story, well you see she got hit by a tree branch, during a gunfight at the amusement park...that I kinda dragged her into." Boris answered whispering the last part so Julius couldn't hear, but Julius did.

A vein popped out, "I'll get a doctor and watch over her until the he gets here, and as for you cat. Get out" He slightly hissed at the last part. The Cheshire cat did what he demanded and left.

"Great" Julius sighed. He came up to her when he knew nobody was there. He then started stroking her hair. "What a troublesome women you are"

~~~xXx~~~

The doctor finally came and checked up on Alice. "Well none of her bones are broken, and she's just unconscious. In my guess she'll probably wake up in a couple of minuets. But if there's anything wrong with her just call." The faceless doctor said.

"Thank you" Julius thanked.

"I'll just come back to check up on her again in 10 to 13 time-periods, or sooner. Have a nice" The faceless then left. Right when he did Julius went to back to work. Little did he know that Boris was right outside the window waiting for him to leave so he could check up on Alice.

The clock-maker finally left, and with no second thought Boris jumped right in. He started to stare at Alice and lean closer to her, very close but not touching. "I'm sorry Alice, I didn't mean to. I wish you would wake up soon" He sighed as he looked up at the ceiling.

After those words came out of his mouth Alice started to slowly awaken. "And I also wish for that super cool, new gun I had my eyes on for a while" He hope that wish would come true as well.

"Uggghhhhh" Alice loudly mumbled. She began to slowly open her eyes.

Alice's mumble was loud enough for Julius to hear. And right when Julius heard it he rushed up to her room.

"S**t" Boris cussed. If Julius found out that he snuck in here again he would probably kick him out like last time. "See yea later Alice" He said before jumping out the window.

Lucky for the Cheshire cat he left right on time Julius entered Alice's room.

Alice's vision was blurry but soon regained focus. She started to get out of bed.

*Slam*

"Alice are you all right?" Julius barged in.

Alice didn't say anything, all she did was give him an death glare.

"A-Alice?" Julius never thought she would give him a look like that.

"Who the f**k are you?" Alice growled while getting the closest thing she could reach for, which was the pillow on her bed. "Get away from me who ever you are, or I'll kill you with this." She showed him the pillow she was holding.

"..."

"..."

"...Umm...First, how can you kill me with a pillow? And second are you alright?" Julius slowly walked up towards her step by step.

"Get away b**ch!" She then tackled him and then kept beating him up with the pillow senselessly.

"Alice! OW! Stop that! AHH! Someone help! There's a girl beating me up with a pillow." Julius screeched.

"Take that you son of a b**ch. Eat my feet!" Alice kicked him right in the face with no second thought. After that blow Julius was the one that became unconscious.

Alice smiled in victory.

"...What a minute...Who am I...Where am I...Who's the unconscious dude I tried to kill with my pillow?"

Julius: What the heck was that all about!

Me: Come on you have to admit that was pretty funny. How Alice beat you up with the pillow

Alice: Seriously who's the dude that I tried to kill with my pillow?

Julius: I hate you all.

Me: I love you too.

Julius: You are one messed up little girl

Me: Thanks, I try. I hope you enjoyed the first chap. Please review

So what did you think so far? Hate it? Love it? Think that was the weirdest first chapter you ever read? Want more pillow beat up? Please review. ;3