A/N: I do not own the characters, but I am borrowing them.
To the tune of: 12 days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
Victor Newman bought for me
a candy apple Italian Ferrari
On the second day of Christmas
Nikki Newman bought for me
two Gucci shoes
and a candy apple Italian Ferrari
On the third day of Christmas
Jack Abbott bought for me
three coffee's at Crimson Light's
two Gucci shoes
and a candy apple Italian Ferrari
On the fourth day of Christmas
Billy Abbott bought for me
four restless style magazines
three coffee's at Crimson Light's
two Gucci shoes
and a candy apple Italian Ferrari
On the fifth day of Christmas
guess what Nick Newman did...
he punched Dylan McAvoy in the face!
four restless style magazines
three coffee's at Crimson Light's
two Gucci shoes
and a candy apple Italian Ferrari
On the sixth day of Christmas
Michael Baldwin got from me
six calls from jail
Nick punched Dylan in the face!
four restless style magazines
three coffee's at Crimson Light's
two Gucci shoes
and a candy apple Italian Ferrari
On the seventh day of Christmas
Adam Newman bought his son
seven baby blankets
six calls from jail
Nick punched Dylan in the face!
four restless style magazines
three coffee's at Crimson Light's
two Gucci shoes
and a candy apple Italian Ferrari
On the eighth day of Christmas
Lauren Fenmore-Baldwin got
eight restraining orders against Carmine
seven baby blankets
six calls from jail
Nick punched Dylan in the face!
four restless style magazines
three coffee's at Crimson Light's
two Gucci shoe's
and a candy apple Italian Ferrari
On the ninth day of Christmas
Avery Bailey-Clark received
nine kisses from Dylan
eight restraining orders against Carmine
seven baby blankets
six calls from jail
Nick punched Dylan in the face!
four restless style magazines.
three coffee's at Crimson Light's
two Gucci shoes
and a candy apple Italian Ferrari
on the tenth day of Christmas
Kevin Fisher hacked into
ten federal banks
nine kisses from Dylan
eight restraining orders against Carmine
seven baby blankets
six calls from jail
Nick punched Dylan in the face!
four restless style magazines
three coffee's at Crimson Light's
two Gucci shoes
and a candy apple Italian Ferrari
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Jill Fenmore threw
eleven pieces of cake
ten federal banks
nine kisses from Dylan
eight restraining orders against Carmine
seven baby blankets
six calls from jail
Nick punched Dylan in the face!
four restless style magazines
three coffee's at Crimson Light's
two Gucci shoes
and a candy apple Italian Ferrari
On the 12th day of Christmas
Tucker produced twelve Christmas records
eleven cakes thrown
ten federal banks
nine kisses from Dylan
eight restraining orders against Carmine
seven baby blankets
six calls from jail
Nick punched Dylan in the face!
four restless style magazines
three coffee's at Crimson Light's
two Gucci shoes
and a candy apple Italian Ferrari
MERRY CHRISTMAS!