A/n: I got a little bit bored with my other story, so I decided to do this instead.
Disclaimer: I'm a teenage girl, not a old guy, so, no, just no…
Summary: Camp Half-Blood has a problem. That problem is commonly known as Percy Jackson. Nobody can seem to wake him up, so here's a list of things that seem to work.
30 Ways to Wake Up Percy Jackson
Tell Percy that Poseidon is visiting.
Tell him that the Athena cabin is being attacked. (or better yet, tell him that Annabeth is being attacked.)
Tell him that Clarisse is outside, waiting to pulverize him. (actually, I think this one will just keep him in bed…)
Tell him Blackjack wants some sugar cubes.
Splash water on him.
Tell him that his mom sent him and Iris message, but he was sleeping, so he missed it. If he asks, "What did she say?" Tell him "It's a secret, and you'll never know…"
Tell him that Leo is making Blue Chocolate Chip Cookies. (Though where you'll get the oven, I have no idea…)
Tell him that Annabeth is mad at him Tell him that Kronos is invading camp. And he's dressed as a clown.
Tell him that Leo set the camp on fire…
Tell him that for breakfast there's going to be blue eggs and ham…
Tell him that it's almost time for school…
Tell him that were also have blue waffles, and blueberry pancakes.
Tell him that Poseidon is mad at him…
Tell Percy that Tyson is here…
Tell Percy that Tyson wants to give him a hug…
Tell him that Annabeth wants him to kill the spiders that are invading the Athena cabin.
Borrow Chiron's boom box. Put it on full volume. Play it right next to his ear. (make sure it has a CD in it first)
Tell him dinosaurs came back from the past, and there attacking Camp Half-Blood.
Tell him a Minotaur is trying to get through the border…
Tell him that Chiron is mad at him for unexplainable reasons…
Tell him that you have a secret to tell him. Then don't tell him.
Tell him that the Stolls stole Riptide. (hehe, get it? Stolls stole?)
Splash more water on him…
Tell him that there is an emergency meeting in the rec. room, but he missed it…
Record a cat meowing. Play it on full volume right next to his ears.
Tickle him with a feather.
Actually steal Riptide, then run around with it, still in pen form, and dare anyone to cross your path. (I think this will annoy people more, but hopefully, he'll chase you, and that counts as waking him up)
Get a chocolate chip cookie, and put it right under his nose. (Warning: Watch out for greedy hands, and the mouth)
Get the Stolls to take all the stuff in his cabin out, including his bed…
*drum roll* Get a blowhorn. (those things that people bring to soccer, football, and basketball games, and press the button, and makes that really loud, annoying sound) This should be fun.
A/n: So, what d'ya think? If you have anymore ideas, please leave a review. I had originally planned to do 100, then 50, but my creativity abandoned me :( so, yeah… Anyways, I hoped you enjoyed!