Title: Pinkie's Computer
Cartoon: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
"Thank the Princess for letting me borrow her computer again, Twilight!" Pinkie said excitedly, sitting down in front of it.
"Alright, Pinkie Pie!" Twilight opened the door to Pinkie's room, looked over her shoulder and said, "I'd better get going. I have lots to do, and not much time." She walked downstairs as Pinkie called,
"Thank you! See you later!"
"You're welcome!" Twilight called back. Pinkie could barely hear her reply.
Pinkie immediately went to Google to search random things. Her favorite thing was to search herself and see what popped up. She shuddered as she scrolled through them. Almost all of them were creepy. She had read Cupcakes several months ago, and was still disturbed by it. She scrolled back up to the search bar and searched her other friends instead. Still, plenty of creepy pictures. When searching for Twilight Sparkle, one always finds her giving the creepiest face anypony could ever see. Pinkie facehooved.
"Can hardly believe that they haven't written a creepy story for her yet…" she muttered. She clicked away from Twilight, and decided to search for all of them. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She smiled as she came across pictures of her friends smiling and playing. They were all so very happy, and frozen in time just like that. It was heartwarming. She scrolled through the pictures, relieved that no weird pictures were coming up that would scar her for life. Then, as she continued to click from page to page, she came across a few pictures that were omitted. "Blocked?" she asked. "Why are these blocked?" it asked her if she wanted to change her filtering settings. She said 'yes' and changed it to show everything that came up. How bad could it be? She went back to the pervious page, and clicked picture number one. It was of her and her friends in strange poses with new parts that she has never seen before. "Oh… what are those things? Aren't those cow udders? And why are they on my chest? And how come they're the size of watermelons? Aren't cow udders supposed to be on cows?" she clicked back and clicked the second picture. Yet, another Cupcakes picture. This one was extremely gory. Pinkie Pie couldn't help but shout, "Oh, come on! I didn't even SEARCH myself and I came across this junk!"
~~~2 and a half hours later~~~
Rainbow Dash pushed Pinkie's bedroom door open.
"Pinkie Pie, what's up?" she asked. She was ignored. She saw Pinkie's hair and immediately became worried. It had flattened itself. This time, though, she wasn't sad. Oh, no. She wasn't sad, at all. She was furious. As she frantically typed, Rainbow listened to her speak aloud what she was punching in on the keyboard.
"No! I do NOT agree! You crazy people make me sick! What is WITH all of you!" she sent it. Then, she 'Hmph'ed, and crossed her arms over her chest, feeling quite moody. Rainbow then nervously asked,
"Uh… Pinkie?" she was quickly cut off before she asked anything else as the irritated pony turned around in her chair and yelled at her,
"WHAT! WHAT DO YOU NEED!" Rainbow flinched in reply. Pinkie Pie breathed in and out deeply for several seconds before her nervous friend in the door way said,
"…Okay. I see that you're busy. I think I'll just—" she started to leave when she was stopped. She heard Pinkie mutter,
"Aren't you gonna ask what my problem is?" Dash turned around and looked at Pinkie. Her back was turned to her, and she was staring at the computer screen, waiting for the reply of an enraged brony.
"Um… yeah. Pinkie, you have all sorts of problems, and I don't exactly have the time for—"
"Of course!" Pinkie turned around again and stood up in her chair, beginning her rant. "You believe I have issues! MAJOR issues! You probably hate me! Everypony does! And then you'll go off into your room and clop to pornoponies and pictures of me with watermelons and then you'll chat with bronies about how awesome Cupcakes and Sweet Apple Massacre is! What about the fillies, Dashie? What about 'em! We have LIVES, Dashie! And we can't waste them on fillies like that in such a nasty way! Why? WHY, I SAY! You'd never do it! I'D never do it! And you're still here! I have living proof! You're alive! Good for you! Whoopdee-loving-doo! And then the pairings! Why can't they decide, already about what they like about us! Big Macintosh isn't THAT manly! He can't have ALL the ponies! And why does everypony FIGHT about it, huh! And then they cross species, rape, murder, and pin the blame on all of us! ME! YOU! TWILIGHT! BIG MACINTOSH! APPLE JACK! RARITY! TRIXIE! CELESTIA! LUNA! SPIKE! AND EVEN FLUTTERSHY, SOMEHOW! AND I KNOW THAT I'M LIVING PROOF THAT IT'S A LIE BECAUSE I DON'T KILL PONIES!" Pinkie Pie had managed to balance the whole time she ranted. Her chair never toppled over and stayed in place. She pressed her front hooves to the top of the chair to hold herself up, and breathed heavily. Rainbow Dash stared at her. She didn't understand half of what she said. The words were confusing. Suddenly, a 'ding' sound from the computer sounded. It meant that the brony had replied. Pinkie looked crazy as she whipped around to reply to the angered foe. She started to type, and said nothing. She was about to send her reply when another ding sounded. It was another brony. He had come to rescue everybody from themselves. Rainbow Dash walked over to Pinkie Pie, and read the message the savior sent aloud.
" TheRealPinkiePie and DarknessFalls: Why is everypony fighting? Why can't we just get along? Come, now. We must stick together in times like these! I'm sorry that you hurt each other's feelings, but you're also hurting everypony else's with all of this harshness. If we stop to just breathe and ask ourselves why we're doing this, maybe it will all make sense once again." Pinkie and Dash stayed silent for a moment, looking at the screen. Pinkie took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled. Why had they been fighting? How is it that she had forgotten how to get along with others in such a short period of time? How could she have stooped to their level? She was starting to erase her message and was about to reply with a mature response, when Rainbow touched her shoulder gently and just looked at her. Pinkie didn't say anything. They just looked at each other. Without having to explain a word of what she was thinking to Pinkie, the party lover understood right away. It was time to turn the computer off and send it back to Princess Celestia for good.
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned something I already knew. Fighting is never the answer. Some days, ponies—or humans—have bad days, and yell at each other, hurting one another's feelings. But then it's just good to stop and take a deep breath, relax, and remember that we're all friends in this world, and that respecting each other's opinions in life creates and saves friendships. Peace, love, unity, and respect: these are the keys to better friendships. Pinkie Pie