-this is a playwright (with added actions by me) of an AMV I'd seen on YouTube. None of the words are done by me…I mean by the song anyways… BTW, I do not have anything against Gay's or foreigners… nor to I think Sasuke and Naruto are gay….-
-early in the morning-
Sakura yawned deeply, sighing as she sat stiffly in bed. She looked to her window, thinking deeply to herself for a long moment before pulling herself reluctantly out of bed. She quickly dressed herself as she rushed downstairs and outside. The sun greeted her warmly, casting its warm rays upon the ground, chasing away the morning chill within seconds. She smiled, flicking her hair out of her face as she paused sensing someone dropping down to her side.
"hey there Sakura!" Ino greeted cheerily, smiling as Sakura returned her smile.
"Hey Ino." She replied, both walking side by side as they chatted about their events last night. They both stopped suddenly, catching sight of a strange, new boy standing by the corner of the street, standing besides Naruto.
"hey…do you see that guy over there?" Ino asked lightly, pointing to the dark-haired boy speaking with Naruto.
Sakura followed her pointed finger, nodding. "yeah…hmm…I've never seen him around here before…" she noted, crossing her arms as they both watched him from across the street.
"hey guys…what are you guys up to?" Iruka asked as he walked by, stopping as he stood besides the two of them, Kakashi at his side.
Ino looked over at Iruka and Kakashi, motioning towards the boy speaking with Naruto. "nothing really…but…Iruka-sensei, do you know who that boy is?" she asked.
Iruka looked to the boy, shrugging lightly. "hmm…no…not really.."
Kakashi nodded lightly as he crossed his arms. "I've heard about him… I heard that he was having an affair with Hinata of the Hyuga clan…." He noted, always knowing the dirty details of everyone…and in mean everyone.
Ino frowned lightly. "awww…he was kinda cute too…." She sighed.
"who's cute?" Shikamaru asked as he walked up to the growing group.
"that new kid over there…." Ino replied, bowing her head.
Sakura rolled her eyes, sighing deeply. "oh please…." She mused, looking sternly at Ino. "he's obviously gay…." She noted simply.
"what?! What are you talking about?" Ino Exclaimed.
The group became somewhat silent, waiting for Sakura to explain her opinion.
this is where the random, musical starts
Sakura pointed to the boy stiffly.
Sakura: there, right there.
Look at that tamble tented skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please he's gay
Totally gay
Iruka shook his head, disagreeing.
Iruka: I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight exposhiraite ( I honestly haven't a clue as to what that word is supposed to be)
This guy's not gay
I say not gay
Everyone looks over at the boy, deep in thought.
Everyone: that is the elephant in the room
Well is it better then to assume
That a man that wears perfume is automatically radically gay?
Shikamaru: but look at his loft and wispy locks
Ino: and look at his silk translucent socks
Iruka: there's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seein
Sakura: what are we seeing?
Iruka: is he gaaaaaay?
Sakura: of course he's gay!
Iruka: or European?
Everyone fell silent, thinking of Iruka's words as they again studied the boy from afar.
Everyone: uhhhh……
They all look to one another, thinking once more before again looking to him curiously.
Everyone: gay, or European?
Its hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European
Kakashi: well, hey don't look at me…
Sakura: you see they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
Everyone: in shinny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They say things like 'chow fella'
While they kiss you on both cheeks
Sakura: oh please…..
Everyone: Gay or European
So many shades of greeeey
Kakashi: depending on the time of day
The French go either way
Everyone: is he gay or European
Or-
Tsunade suddenly appears, seeing the group as she threw up her finger.
Tsunade: WAIT- RIGHT -THERE!
Look at that condescending smirk
see it on every guy at work
That is a metro hetro jerk
That guys not gay
I say NO WAY!
Everyone: that is the elephant in the room
Well is it rellivant to presume
That a hotty in that costume
Sakura: is automatically radically
Kakashi: ironically chronically
Tsunade: smirkly pirkly
Iruka: genetically medically
Everyone: Gay!
Officially gay!
Gay, gay,
Gay, gay-
Everyone pauses, seeing Hinata walking by, the boys eyes following her everymove.
Everyone: DAMN IT!
Gay or European
Iruka: so stylish and relaxed…
Everyone : is he gay or European
Iruka: I think his chest is waxed…
Sakura: but they bring their boys up different
They're as culturally divers
Its not a fashion curse
Everyone: if he wears a kilt or bares a purse
Gay or just exotic
I still can't crack the code
Ino: yet his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes ar pointy toed
Everyone: huh….
Gay or European
So many shades of greeeeey
Ino: but if he turns up straight
I free at eight on Saturday
Everyone: is he gay or European
Gay or European
GAY OR EURO-
Kakashi: wait a minuet!
Gimme a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
Everyone looks at one another, then nodes.
Iruka: the floor Is yours….
Kakashi nodes and walked over to the boy and Naruto, clearing his throat as he glanced back at everyone else, seeing that they were all paying close attention.
Kakashi: so…Mr. Uchiha,
This alleged affair with Hinata has been going on for….?
Sasuke: two years….
Kakashi: and your first name again is?
Sasuke: Sasuke
Kakashi: and your boyfriends name is?
Sasuke: Naruto
Everyone: GASP!!
Sasuke's eyes widened as he falls pale.
Sasuke: i- I sorry!
I miss understand!
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend
Naruto is my best….friend…
Naruto gasps as he leaps to his feet, pointing angrily at Sasuke.
Naruto: you bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it!
I no cover for you no more!
Peoples!
I have a big announcement to make!
He shouts as he leaps to the top of the fence so everyone could hear.
Naruto: this man is Gay AND European!
Everyone: gasp!
Naruto: and neither is displaced
Everyone:
Naruto: you've got to stop you're being
A completely closet case!
Its me, not her he's seein…
No matter what he says
I swear he never, ever, ever spin the other way
You are so gay
You big pot of ray
You flaming caudbag flamberay--! ( again.. I haven't a clue as to what he said here…)
Sasuke: I'm straight!
Naruto: you were not yesterday…
And , if I may
I'm proud to say:
HE'S GAY!
Everyone: and European
Naruto: HE'S GAY!
Everyone: and European
Naruto: HE'S GAAAAAAAY!
Everyone: he's eurpean and gaaaaaay
Sasuke: fine ok I'm gay!
Everyone: horaaaaaaaaaay!!
el Fin
And that ends the creepy musical -