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A/N: If you don't read this, you'll be very confused, so please read. Story time! Right, so I'm writing this story, and it's kind of like a journal of my favorite character, Remus Lupin (I'm probably not going to post the actual thing, though). The first part is my writing, it takes place a little before Remus' first full moon at Hogwarts, and he's contemplating what excuse he should use so his friends won't get suspicious. That was when my friend (you might know her as FantabulousMasterofAwesomenessSupreme) saw me writing. She grabbed my laptop and declared she needed to help me write my stories since she's the reason I have this account in the first place. This is basically what happens when your friend gets a hold on your computer. I think she's going to continue writing this. I really don't know what to say about this. Sorry for the longest Author's Note in history! Let's begin!
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My Writing…
…I should probably make an excuse for my absence so my friends don't find out. I think I'll tell them that I'm visiting home for a family emergency… what kind of emergency should this be? I'll tell them my aunt died. That should be good.
FantabulousMasterofAwesomessSupreme's… I don't think I can call it writing…
Remus John Lupin shouted in Sirius' face, "My Aunt freaking died!"
"What?" He looked somberly at Remus John Lupin. "How did it happen?" he asked in a quieter more somber tone.
"She choked on a Papaya." Remus John Lupin said graveley.
"Yes, Papayas are very dangerous." Sirius agreed.
"We have convicted the suspected Papaya but on trial the papaya was proven innocent. But I'm not stupid. I'm dumb. But I know for a fact that the guilty papaya is indeed guilty."
The cat then meowed and Remus John Lupin remembered he had to go milk the cow. So Remus John Lupin went to da barn but there was no cow. Remus John Lupin knew what must have happened to the cow.
IT WAS THE PAPAYA!
Hagrid appeared at the doorway. "Remus, we have tracked down the Papaya's secret lair. It is within the depths of the great lake within the giant squid."
"HE ate the Papaya?" Remus John Lupin yelled. "Hagrid, I was prophesized to kill that papaya!" Hagrid looked shocked; except Remus John Lupin couldn't really see his face because of that giant hairy nest up there. Or was that a beard? Remus John Lupin wasn't really sure.
"Don't worry." Hagrid told Remus John Lupin, "The department of mysteries Papayas within the papaya chamber believes that when the giant squid takes a crap the papaya will be back."
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN!
…to be continued…
A/N: I apologize.