Myst Does Limericks
Saavedro fans are a bit mad:
Just the mention of him makes them glad.
But they're also quite scary,
for hammers some carry,
So getting them angry is bad.
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In K'veer, a forgotten age,
Poor Atrus is in quite a rage –
The Stranger linked through
"I don't BOOAHR you!
You've forgotten to bring the white page!"
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To run around Riven is fun:
It is warm and it has lots of sun.
Every now and then,
You'll be threatened by Gehn,
But of problems, that is only one.
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Poor Saavedro – he never could rest
For he always was put to the test
With puzzles that bore
And riddles galore
In ages that he did detest.
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Saavedro, the Narayan guy,
Was trapped and soon started to cry.
"No!" he shouted, "No, no!
Please, let me go!
Don't leave and condemn me to die!"
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In Haven, two brothers did make
A rather ill-fated mistake:
Sirrus tripped in the bog
And was hit by a log,
And Achenar fell in the lake.
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"The Least are Great," Yeesha said gladly.
"You idiot!" Esher yelled madly.
"I'm the Grower, not she!
Duhknee needed me!"
The Bahro just shook his head sadly.
--
Said the Bahro, "I'm out after food,
Can you recommend anything good?"
"Oh, please!" begged the Squee
"Pray, do not eat me!"
Said the Mangree, "I doubt that he would."
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A D'ni bard named R'shahleev
Once left an audience peeved –
In the middle of the song,
He struck a note wrong;
Embarrassed, he quickly took leave.