No flames, if you dont wanna read crap. Then dont read it. Besides people should kno now, I dont take flamers...even for a person I dont even know. So dont like? Dont read.

Seriously usually I write better stuff, Im just bored.

Random Moments of the awake at 2:00 am mind. -ahem-

End of Advent Children

"You see...everthings...alright" -Turns and walks into the wall, Zack doesnt care, he waves and contiues to walk into the bright light before Cloud scream out: "Noooo! Dont walk into the light! It'll singe your beautiful hair!"

00 -anyone that first sees Cloud...does have that thought in the back of their mind- 00

Cloud continues his line. "I know. Im not alone. -sigh- Zack's ALWAYS here." Everthing pauses, even the water. Aerith gets up, walks over to Cloud, and gives him...some of Zacks hair..."You probably need it more than me."

Red XIII's Only Line

"There are still children with the stigma." Everyones eyes widen. A random person shouts: "Oh my god! You sound like a freaking vibraphone!"

Red glares at all, turns and decides maybe it's best just to go with Aerith and Zack. They're already dead there.

Zack and Aerith's First Date

"So, ever met any SOLDIERs?" Aerith asked as she paced, looking at the ground, over to the slide area. "Maybe." Zack worried where this was going.

"Do you think...it's a good thing?" She continued. Zack was confused. "What...do you mean?" He said very slow.

"Heroes to childre-AHHHHHHH!!" Cloud, Barret, and Tifa come swinging off a rope.

"HURRY EVERYONE GET OUT THE PLATE IS FALLING!" They shreiked.

Zack shrugs and goes back to headquarters to get a full body massage.

Advent Children in 'Shera'

"Hey! Park this junk heap!" Cid glared at Barret. "You want off then jump get off my back!"

Suddenly the plane jerks and Yuffies is thrown against the glass. Nobody really cares as she yells what sounds like: "f...ckin...Cid...I...t..y...o!"

Vincent continues. "He can handle this a alone." Cait interupts. "WHAT?! I wanted to kick so kitty litter!"

All stare.

In flower meadow (Aerith, Cloud)

"You came." Silence. "Even though you're about to break, hm?" Silence. "ah..."

"So, why did you come?" "ah..." Silence. Aerith nudges Cloud. "ah..."

"Ahem! So. Why. Did. You. Come?" Sounds of grass moving. Camera turns to see Cloud on the ground swatting at a bee. "GETTIT AWAY! IM ALLERGIC TO BEES!"

"By who?"

The camera turns white to show Cloud on his motorcycle. A bullet hits bee. "Ahhhhh-whew!"

Zack and Aerith (When Cloud dies -Advent)

"Munthr?" Mutters.

"Again? Why does everyone keep calling me their mother lately?" She questioned.

"I guess your bossy enou-I-I-mean I guess they must be fond of you." Zack grins.

"Hmm...well THIS-nngh-one is a little TOO BIG-ughn- to ADOPT-arg-" By now Zack is on the white floor of nothingness crying, and continuing line. "Tough-nn-luck friend. Looks like-nn-you dont have a-nn-place here."

After Cloud is sent earthbound, muffled yelps and screams are heard consisting of elbow jabs, yanking auburn hair, jarring chin into metal shoulder pad, and a voice saying:

"That pink bow! I frickin take it back! Give it! I spend alot on that! Give it! Aerith!"