Lol, Hi! Kumi-chan here with a new songfic! Featuring: The Uchiha Brothers! Itachi and Sasuke! heheh, it's sort of a duet!
Sasuke: *rolls eyes and grabs guitar* Let's just get this over with.
Itachi: Agreed. Kumi-chan... you better had have us singing this for a reason...
Kumi: There is a reason! For readers entertainment and for mine! Duh
Itachi: -.-
Sasuke: -_-
Both: Whatever.
On with the songfic!
Disclaimers: Original lyrics are owned by Falling in Reverse and charcters are owned by Kishimoto-sempai. I own nothing but this "remix"
Verse one:
*Guitar starts play and Sasuke starts to sing*
Well I'm not Sasuke but I feel like him!
Sometimes I glare all day cuz' I hate my brother, Ita–chi!
My hands are always shaking
Eyes always aching
And the dark is when I feed
Well I can lure any woman that I want to, in my bed… with me!
Orochimaru is my holy water!
Itachi better lock your doors and hide his sharing- -an!
(Sasuke's chorus)
I'm insane, well I can feel it in my bones
Coursing through my veins
When did I become so cold?
For goodness Sake, I have no self-control
If home is where my heart is then my heart. Has. Lost. All hope!
Verse Two:
*Itachi sings*
Well I'm not Itachi but I feel like him! To—day,
Self-induced comatose*, eyes are in a daze!
My head is always spinning
From this dizzy, blurry vision
And my stomach has had e-nough!
I feel like a lady
That is pregnant with a baby
Cuz' I'm always throwin' up!
-Itachi vomits-
SFX: Bleh!
*crowd gathers in a circle, Akatsuki and everyone*
Hi my name is Itachi and my name means Weasel!
*everyone says*(Hi Itachi!)
Danzo should've never made me kill my village!
(Itachi's Chorus)
I'm so tired, well I can feel it in my bones!
Coursing through my veins
When did I become so cold?
For goodness sake,
Where is my eye control?
If home is where my heart is
Then. My heart. Has. Lost. All hope!
*Both brothers sing*
Pein bless all of you now!
Cuz' we're going' straight to Hell…
And I'm taking you down with me!
Cuz' you know damn well….
*Itachi whispers*
I'm insane, well I can feel it in my bones
Coursing through my veins….
When did I become soooo… cooolllldddd~!
*Sasuke sings*
I'm insane! Well I can feel it in my bones!
Coursing through my veins,
When Did I become so cold?
For goodness sake,
Where is my self-control?
If home is where my heart is,
Then my heart. Has. Lost. All hope!
*Both brothers sing*
All Hope!
Ho–pe
Ho–pe
…
*Beat dyes down*
-Itachi finishes with a half split and Sasuke breaks his guitar-
Fin!
Haha, what did ja all think of this songfic?
Sasuke: ... I had a litte fun...
*Itachi nods his head in agreement*
Kumi: A little?
Both: ... Okay... alot.
Comatose meaning:
A state of unconsciousness for a prolonged OR indefinite period, esp. as a result of an injury or illness
OR
A person or thing, extremely exhausted, lethargic or sleepy
Reviews are welcomed! Liked it? Hated it?
Thanks for Reading!
Kumi-Chan/Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan
Song used: I'm not a Vampire by: Falling In Reverse