Author's Note: I am sorry…but it had to be done…Please review.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the desire to write this.
NOTE: I do not hate Wicked. Actually, I'm a fan of it. There is no offence to any die-hard Wicked fans out there. NO FLAMES.
Wicked Song ParodiesChapter 1: We All Mourn the Wicked
By musiclover94
CITIZENS OF OZ:
Bad news! She's dead!
The Witch of the West is
dead!
The awesomnest witch there ever was
The friend of all of
us here in Oz
Is Dead!
Bad news!
Bad news!
SOMEONE IN
THE CROWD:
(spoken) Look! It's Glinda!
Boos
GLINDA
(spoken) Fellow Ozians:
(sung) Let us be
glad
Let us be grateful
Let us rejoicify that goodness could
subdue
The wicked workings of you-know-who
someone throws a banana at Glinda
Isn't it nice to know
That
I will conquer evil?
The truth we all believe'll by and by
Outlive
her lies
For you and -
SOMEONE IN THE CROWD:
We all
mourns the Wicked
ANOTHER PERSON:
We all cries "They
won't return!"
ALL
We all lays a lily on their grave
MAN
The bad man scorns
the Wicked!
WOMEN
Through their lives, our children
learn
ALL
What we get, when we misbehave:
GLINDA
And
I know
The wicked's lives are lonely
I knows
The Wicked die
alone
It just shows when you're Wicked
You're left only
On
your own
ALL
Yes, we all knows
The Wicked's lives are
joyous
We all knows
The Wicked cry with us
The best grows
for the Wicked
They reap only
What we've sown
GLINDA
(spoken) Are people born Wicked? Or do they have
Wickedness thrust
upon them? After all, she had
a father. She had a mother, as so
many do:
FATHER
How I love to go and leave you
lonely
MOTHER
That's horrible - it's for a week
FATHER
But know that you're not here in my heart
While I'm out of your
sight
GLINDA
(spoken)
And like every family - they had
their secrets
LOVER
Have another drink, my dark-eyed
beauty
I've got eight more night left, here in town
So have
another drink of rainbow elixir
And we'll have ourselves a little
mixer
Have another swallow, little lady,
And follow me
down:
GLINDA
(spoken) And of course, from the moment she
was born,
she was - well – WICKED!
MIDWIFE
It's coming
FATHER
Now?
MIDWIFE
No, next weekOF CORSE NOW! The baby's
coming
FATHER
And how!
MIDWIFE AND FATHER
I see a
nose
I see a curl
It's a healthy, perfect,
Lovely, little -
FATHER
(spoken) Sweet Oklahoma cheese!
MOTHER
(spoken)
What is it? : what's wrong?
MIDWIFE
How can it be?
FATHER
What does it mean?
MIDWIFE
It's
a gem
FATHER
It's un-obscene!
MIDWIFE AND FATHER
Like a model,
fashionista fruit
The baby is
unnaturally
ALL
Pretty!
FATHER
(spoken) Bring it
here: Bring it here!
GLINDA
(spoken) So you see - it
couldn't have been easy!
ALL
We all mourn the Wicked!
We
don't want to see her gone!
Now at last, there's sadness
throughout the land
And we all know
We know what Goodness
is
Goodness knows
The Wicked die with friends
GLINDA
(angrily)
SHE DIED ALONE!
ALL
Woe to those
Who spurn what Wickedness is
They are shown
We
all mourn the Wicked
GLINDA
Good news!
CROWD
We all
mourn the Wicked!
GLINDA
Good news!
ALL
We all mourns the Wicked!
Wicked!
Wicked!