I'm sorry if this is horrible, I was tired when I wrote this, though I also wanted to see what Greece would be like if he was drunk, and thus this fan fiction was born.
Turkey had taken Greece out for some drinks , not fully understanding how the usually calm Grecian was like when he was drunk, though sadly, he was about to find out. "I DON'T OWE ANYONE ANYTHING." Greece screamed before drinking his 3rd glass of some alcoholic beverage, not long after throwing the glass onto the ground and screaming "OPA!~" his cheeks quite red because of the alcoholic drinks he had drunken. "I NEED NEED ANOTHERS!" Greece then yelled before being served another by the bartender.
"I think you might've had enough." Greece then glanced at Turkey for a moment.
"HELL NO!NOW SHUT UP YOU DAMN TURK BEFORE I MAKE SOME LAMB!" Turkey was very confused at the moment , why was Greece saying he was going to make some lamb- this was the alcohol talking. Greece then drank another alcoholic drink before getting up and stumbling around. "Just great," Turkey said before following the drunk Greek who had stumbled towards two other men who were drinking as well. "SO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID TO HIM I SAID-"
"GREECE!" Turkey yelled , which finally got the drunken Grecian man's attention. "That's it, no more drinks for you."
"HELL NO NO! YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME OLD MAN, 'CAUSE I'M READY TO FIGHT YOU!" Greece then took off his shirt, revealing his quite muscular body and not to mention , he was trying to punch Turkey . Turkey sighed for a moment before grabbing the Grecian's fist and taking him back to his house, forcefully. Though as Greece was in his car while they were driving back to Turkey's home, he wouldn't stop screaming "I'M A CAT!" and trying to lick his own balls, not to mention, he might've snuck in some more alcohol while Turkey wasn't looking. God, it seemed like the more alcohol Greece drank, the more loud and crazier he got.
The next morning , Greece had awoken up at Turkey's home and was wearing one of Turkey's "hideous" shirts, okay it wasn't that bad of shirt, also not to mention he had a hangover. Turkey then walked into the room, "You're finally awake.." Turkey said with a sigh of relief.
"What...happened...dammit..." Greece mumbled before yawning for a moment
"Let's just say , you got drunk , you were screaming, you wanted to cook lamb, talked to strangers as if you were their friends and thought you were a cat as you tried to lick your own crotch."
"Speaking of alcohol, could you get me some?" It seemed Greece had to bad of a hangover to listen to Turkey, or maybe because he didn't care about one word the Turk was saying.
"No." Turkey responded with a frown, not wanting to repeat what had happened yesterday.