"Hey Spocky,"
"Captain?"
"Do you mind if I call you Spocky?"
"Yes."
"What about Spockaroni?"
"Please do not."
"Spockaliscious?"
"Why do you insist upon such childish behavior?"
"Spocka—"
"No, Captain!"
"No need to get feisty."
"…"
"Or glare. Geez, I was just kidding."
"Your jokes are not even remotely funny."
"Ouch, Spock, you know where to hit a man to make it hurt."
"I apologize if I have damaged your feelings."
"You could give me a kiss to make it better."
"No, thank you."
"Come on,"
"No."
"You know you want to."
"…"
"…"
"Was that good enough for you, Jim?"
*nod*
"Will you stop making up ridiculous nicknames?"
*nod*
"Goodnight Jim."
"Night Spockadelic!"
"UGHHHHH!"