OH MY GOD! I just had the ultimate finny idea to top all funny ideas. I can't believe this came to me like it did so friggin' weird! i was drawing an OC for a hellsing fanfiction and just as i finished the body it popped into my head. to figure out what it is you'll have to read but damn this is making me laugh as i type it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or any of the Characters mentioned in this fiction... except for Ozell.
Chapter one: Waking up
Daniel James Fenton growled angrily. This new foe was trying his nerves. He just couldn't land a hit on this Ozell guy. And he seemed to be having fun with Danny. Toying with him like he was nothing.
"Aw, c'mon. You can do better than that, man", he said smirking. Unlike other ghosts this one wasn't really all that malevolent. As far as everyone knew he didn't have a secret agenda to take over the world(or boxes), he didn't try to scare people, and he never hurt anyone. He just REALLY got on Danny's nerves.
The ghost was about six foot five and had red hair tied back with some hanging to the side of his face. His eyes were the real mystery near the center they were brown but near the outer iris they were grey. He wore black baggy pants, and a white longsleeve shirt with the right sleeve cut off near the elbow to show off his forearm. The only thing really noticeably ghostly about him was the fact that he had fangs and the stuff he could pull out of his pockets. Danny swore he saw a rubber chicken, a car tire, a bottle of hair dye, and an old novel of Piers Anthony's come out of those pockets before Ozell found what he was looking for (a base ball bat for those wondering).
Danny growled once again charging at this ghost that he had deemed 'The Most Annoying Ghost He Ever Met'. He finally landed a blow on Ozell's jaw sending the ghost spiraling to the ground. He wasn't going to give him time to get up so charged after him with the Fenton Thermos ready to absorb the new ghost and strand it in the Ghost Zone... Again.
He frowned seeing the smirk on Ozell's face as he started searching through his pockets again. Just before hitting the ground he pulled out a small indian medicine pouch.
Sam, who had been watching from the sidelines as the two fought in the park, knew this couldn't be anything good. She tried to warn Danny but the ghost had already opened the pouch and let some golden powder float into the wind. It shown in the air with a spark of magic.
The wind brought the dust towards both Sam and Danny. Before Danny could suck Ozell into the thermos he heard the ghost laughing hysterically and shout out, "I wish I could see your face when you wake up!", and then more laughing.
Danny was confused at first as he capped the thermos. Sam came rushing over looking him over. As she looked at him she thought about just how much he had grown over the years. He was nearly half a foot taller than her now. Unlike at the start of their adventures he was now quite lean, due to all the ghost fighting. He still had the same messy black hair Except for when he was in Phantom form. His eyes Still shined with that boyish charm but also held the wisdom of a seasoned warrior. He also had a score of scars running all over his body from ghost attacks.
She too had changed in the last three years. Vertically she hadn't grown at all, but her body now had filled out perfectly. (I'd go into detail but a certain Goth boy might decide to cause me physical harm.)
"What was that stuff", she asked looking around. Tucker was still staying back making sure there were no other ghosts in the area. He was lucky enough not to be hit by the dust.
"I dunno", he said. He started frowning. His vision was becoming hazy and he swayed a little drunkenly. Sam noticed this and would have been worried if the same thing hadn't been happening to her.
Tucker ran over just in time to see Danny and Sam both Collapse into each other. He sighed,"You two. Always sleeping on the job." He joked slightly to himself then set about the task of getting the two into his car before the news vans arrived. He sighed and began driving off. He drove a jeep with a large back seat so they both fit very well. With a laugh Tucker snapped a couple of pictures of them with his PDA. One could never have enough black mail on their friends.
As he pulled over infront of his house he turned to look back at the self proclaimed 'Not Lovebirds!' and nearly died of shock at what he saw.
"OH MY GOD!"
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(Danny's POV)
I groaned hearing an alarm go off near me. Stupid alarm waking me up for school I sat up groaning like the undead( Ha I made a funny). I tried to reach for my alarm clock but couldn't find it. Groaning once again I opened my eyes and scratched my stomac with my left hand. If I had payed more attention I probably would have noticed my stomach seemed to be thinner and less muscular than normal.
Looking around still a bit bleary eyed I noticed I was in Tuck's house. I Thought for a moment then remembered passing out in the park after fighting that annoying ghost, Ozell. God I hate him. He's a milion times worse than the Box Ghost except he doesn't shout 'Beware!' when he makes an entrance.
Suddenly I remembered seeing Sam pass out just before I did and instantly I was wide awake. I already knew I was in Tuck's bedroom so raced out of it and down stairs to find Tucker and Sam.
I saw Tucker talking with his mom and she didn't look pleased at what he was saying.
"Tuck!", I called to him my voice in a high pitch because of my worry for Sam... Atleast that's what I told myself at the time.
Both he and his mom looked at me. Both had very interesting reactions. Tucker looked like a giant ghost was about to bite his head off and his mom looked both worried and a little angry, but most of all amused.
"Uh, Hey... Danny", he gulped and walked closer.
"Tuck, where's Sam? Is she OK? Was that powder poisonous?", I was growing frantic. Sam was my best friend and just between you and me I loved her. I mean really loved her. Like wanting to marry her, loved her.
"Uh, Well he- I mean she is OK. She's on the living room couch, but I think you should see something before you go check on her", he said in a tone that began to make me worry even more.
"Tuck, if it's that serious I want to see Sam right away to make sure she's ok", I said balling my fists in worry over my best friend.
"Just trust me, Danny. You need to see this", he said and began leading to the downstairs bathroom. I could feel my curiosity peek as he led me to this of all rooms then placed me infront of the mirror. Before looking in the mirror I turned an accusing glare on him.
"What is this tucker? Why are we in the bathroom?", he gulped again and pointed to the mirror.
"See for yourself." Crossing my arms I turned to look in the mirror.
My eyes widened in shock. In the mirror was not me but a girl. A very pretty one at that. Her hair was long probably to the middle of her back and ebony colored, she had bright blue eyes that seemed to glow with mischief, she wore the same shirt and pants as me, and had some nice... measurements. She was also copying my movements.
Slowly I reached up to touch my face but then it hit me. This was a trick mirror! I began laughing and turned to face Tucker.
"Nice try, Tuck, but I ain't falling for some stupid fake mirror", I laughed more.
"Uh, Danny, it's not a trick", he said looking more nervous than before.
I frowned," Tuck, cut it out. I don't need this right now. Look I'll just prove it's a stupid mirror", I Reached up to grab my chest still frowning at tuck expecting to grab a firm pectoral muscle. Immagine my shock when my hand was latched to a soft left breast.
I looked down my eyes wider than I believe they've ever been before in my life. I looked back up at Tuck just now realizing that he seemed taller than me. But that's not right. I've always been taller than him. It just further proved the truth of the immage in the mirror.
Just before my eyes rolled back and darkness over came me I whispered three words," I have boobs!"
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A/N: ok people Tell me what you think. I know i thought it was hilarious but yours is the vot that counts so com on dow and tell me your opion good bad or otherwise. Bye for now.