Greg was over at Rowley's house playing TF2 with him when suddenly Rowley's dad burst in.
"Rowley, there's a package at the door for you, why don't you go and get it?" Rowley's dad exclaimed
Then he noticed what Greg was playing, "Oh no! Can't have such violence!" Then he ran up to Greg and punched him in the face.
"Ow!" Greg yelled.
Rowley's dad laughed and walked away.
Rowley bit his dad in the arm drawing blood.
"Don't hurt my brainy rich friend! Asshole!" Rowley yelled and his dad ran away screaming and crying.
"Yo Gregdawg check out what we got!" Rowley loudly exclaimed.
Greg and Rowley went to the front door and opened it.
"Hey look!" Rowley yelled, "This package says it is from Mann Co. wonder what it could be!"
Greg tore the package open, and nearly fainted with shock.
Inside was a real life scattergun.
"Oh man we are going to have so much fun!" Rowley yelled.