South Park: Cartmen's new friend
One morning Cartmen, Kyle, Stanley, and Kenny was at the bus stop when a girl with nice long hair and a very cute face. "Hey guys, who's she," Cartmen asked. "We don't know. Why do you want to know fat a" Kyle said. "Man she is just so pretty, why would she be South Park?" "What is your name," Kenny asked. "Carrie." "Hi Carrie my name is Eric Cartmen. Hmm where are you from?" "Dallas, Texas, we move here because my dad got a new job." The bus pulls up, "Hi kids." "Hi Ms. Crabtree, we have someone new in South Park." "Who is it?" "Me. Hi my name is Carrie." "Hi now get on the bus."
Now they are in class and Mr. Garrison is walking in. "Hi kids. We have a new student today. Everybody say hi to Carrie." "Hi Carrie!" "Carrie, I'm Mr. Garrison and that's Mr. Slave." "Hi, where do I sit?" "Uh… why don't you sit next to Eric?" "Yes, Kyle that's why she is sitting by me and not you. And you are a stupid Jew." "What hell Cartmen, do you ever shut your fat a up?" "I'm not fat, I'm just big bone. You're a stupid Jew." Kyle and Cartmen started fighting. "Time out Kyle, you're hitting too hard." "Alright guy you two go see the counselor."
They went to Mr. Mackey's office. "Sit down kids. M'kay what happen?" "Kyle got mad because Carrie wanted to sit by me and not him." "No I didn't fat boy and she didn't want to sit there, Mr. Garrison told her to. We were fighting because Cartmen called me a stupid Jew." "You called me fat a and I'm just big bone." "M'kay I'm going to call your parents and you guys can go back to class."
They went back to class and Carrie was smiling at Cartmen. "What happened to make you two fight, Cartmen?" "Kyle got mad because you wanted to sit by me and not him." "No I didn't fat a." "Kyle please stop calling Cartmen fat, he is just big bone." "Thank you Carrie, at least someone notice." "I noticed Cartmen," said Kenny. "Cartmen you are fat just face it," said Stanley. "Screw both you guys. Carrie would you like to be my new friend?" "Sure."
The bell rang and it was time for recess. "Cartmen come play with us." "Screw you guys, I have another friend. I think you guys are gay. You don't even hang out with girls." "Cartmen we are not gay." "Cartmen are you going to come push me on the swing?" "Yes, here I come. Carrie how would you like to come to my house after school?" "Sure, but first I have to walk home. They went back to class. This time Kyle sat next to Carrie. He wrote her a letter that read:
Dear Carrie,
My name is Kyle and I'm a good friend of Cartmen. I ask that you don't our friend away from us. If you need a friend you can talk to Butters.
From Kyle
He gave her the letter and she read it. Then she wrote him a letter:
Dear Kyle,
I'm not going to stop being friends with Cartmen because you guy treat him like crap and I'm going to make him my today when I go to his house. You can't sop me but you can try.
From Carrie
He Got he letter and was shocked. He told Kenny and Stanley and they decide to go over Cartmen's house with Officer Barbrady. Kenny knocked on the door and Carrie answered. "There she is officer arrest her." Whip! "Oh my god you killed Kenny, you basturd." "Hands up you are under arrest." "Umm guys what is going on here?" "Carrie is going to turn you into a slave. She wrote me a letter. Here." Kyle gave Cartmen the letter. "Why Carrie?" "Put your hands in the air young lady" "Because I'm a slave owner and I need one in Colorado." Cartmen kicked her knee and she went to the ground "Respect his authority! I'm sorry guys, I just thought I was about to have a girlfriend." "We forgive you." "Yeah fat boy." Then came a girl look like Carrie. "Hi my name is Kelly." They all laugh.