"Stark! Will you cut the crap please; I'm trying to work here. Steve, seriously? Do not throw it back at him! Steve. What do I just say? Awe for god sake Tony! Really…" Bruce Banner gives up 'mothering' the childish behaviour in the room and face plants the desk as he will never get anything done with Stark and Rodgers in the room. Just as he decides to start work again a flying football hits him in the face followed by a howl of laughter.
"Who the hell just threw that? Stark! Get your massive scientific butt over here now! Don't you dare run! Great!" With that Bruce finally continues the work he came over to Tony's to do. But now because of Tony and Steve he's hardly even started which mean's Bruce will have to spend the night with Tony.
"That's just great! Jarvis can you please tell me which room is the furriest from Stark's room what I can have between 4 and 6 am." Bruce states this as he understands with the work he needs to catch up there's no way he will be going to sleep before 4 am. And knows for a fact Tony will get him up at 6am.
"Yes Master Banner I believe room 4 will be suitable for you and may I add Sir that It is the furriest away from Master Starks room. Would you like me to inform Master Stark that you are going to me be staying the night?"
"No it's okay Jarvis; I'll tell Tony later when he's more sober."
5 minutes later Steve re-enters the lab and heads straight towards the now working Bruce.
"Ok so I sort of need your help!" Steve states as he eventually makes it over to Bruce.
"Are you being serious? You get Tony drunk, throw a football at my head (I know it was you!) and then you have the cheek to ask for me help! You've got no chance mate."
"Please Bruce?" Steve begs as he looks at Banner with a sideways puppy dog look.
"Go on then… what is it?" Banner finally decides to give in as he doesn't want Steve sat there all day.
"I need your help getting Stark out of his Ironman suit! You see, he put it on because he believed that he needed to have it on but now he can't get out of it. Plus I don't think he wants to get out of it." Steve tells as he kind of goes off the point a little.
"Why does he need to take it off now?"
"Well…he…has…no…clothes...on…in…it." Steve says slowly as he's scared of Banner's reaction.
"Okay so I know that's bad but I don't understand still why he needs it of now!" Banner explains as he just wants Steve to leave and for him to be able to get back to work.
"He has one piece missing on his suite…" Steve says hoping Bruce will understand what he's trying to say and too embarrassed to actually say it himself.
"So…" Bruce reply's as he doesn't at first understand but after 30secs of reviewing Tony Stark it clicks what piece would be missing if he was drunk and naked. "What? He has 'thing' just hanging out? Is this a joke?"
"Nope, I'm scarred for life! I just had to ask him to turn around, didn't I! It was awfully and surprisingly huge." Steve says without actually realising what he's saying. "And I bet he has it shaved! There was no hair what-so-ever it was really weird."
"The thing what's weird Steve Rodgers is the fact you are hear discussing Tony Stark's dick! Okay so where was he the last time you saw him and his friend?" Bruce says trying to think of a way to remove the suit.
"He was in the kitchen trying to make a sausage sandwich." At this he bursts out laughing realising why now Tony had said that type of sandwich. Both Bruce and Steve get up from the lap desk to go seek out there now very exposed friend.
As they enter the kitchen Bruce can immediately smell burnt toast and then the back of the Iron suite comes into view.
"Okay then so you've got this right? I'm going home I've already been scarred once. Bye." With this Steve immediately exits the Kitchen and heads towards the exit. Bruce cannot believe he has to do this. But then Bruce looks abit closer and realised that from the back Tony hasn't actually got many pieces on. The left arm is missing, one leg is missing and from the look of it his chest is completely bare. It is actually in Bruce's eyes pretty hot but he's dreading the moment from when Tony actually turns around.
"Who's there? I can tell someone's there. Come out, come out." Stark sings out as he continues buttering the toast in front of him.
"Tony it's me… please do me a favour and do… not… turn… around." And as soon as he finishes Tony does the only thing what Tony Stark would do. He turns around.
Straight away Bruce looks up to the ceiling but only after seeing everything Tony has to offer hanging loose. With a hint of amusement in his eyes Tony strides over to Bruce until their face to face.
"Brucie would you like anything to eat cause as you can see I'm making lunch." Tony points back towards the counter then stares in amazement as Bruce's eyes meet Tony's.
"Go get some bloody pants on Tony." Seeing the anger in Banner's eye's Tony moves towards his room which gives Bruce abit of relief as he knows Tony takes him seriously. Well more seriously than Steve. Knowing that Tony is now going to be covered up he heads back down to the labs.
As Bruce is sat doing the work what needs to be done he stops suddenly as he imagines Tony in the kitchen. He knows it's wrong to do so but he just can't help himself. Steve was totally right Tony was huge. And when he says huge he means huge. Bruce has always got turned on by Tony but Tony can never know because Bruce is scared stiff of being rejected. Tony's straight, always has been, always will.
Bruce looks up as he hears the door go in the lab. He stays silent in shock. Stood directly in his view is a naked Tony smirking right at Banner.