Harry Potter and the Very Nasty Bed Sheets.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. I wish I did, cos then I'd be rich and wouldn't be here. Life sux don't it?

Chapter One: The Box

"What are you doing?" demanded Ron as he saw Harry talking to a very pretty 6th year girl.

"Talking. Whats it look like?" retorted Harry. He finally got the girl to talk to him and Ron ruins it.

"Well there is something on your bed back at the Common Room," Ron said as he bit into a juicy piece of lamb.

"OK. I am gonna check that out. I will be right back," he told the girl as he ran outside.

When Harry got there he was startled. He had never seen anything like it before. Right on the middle of his bed was a box. A very BIG box. Harry opened it and was startled even more. He read the note that came with the box and he smiled a huge smile. Mr. Weasley had sent him a box with a whore in it and he was to do with her as he pleased. Being a 7th year ment he was allowed to get a 'Herd' of whores. He just got his first one.