Dorkwad to Bad-Cass by Emachinescat and DarkCat

A Supernatural Song Parody Fan-Fiction

SUMMARY: Parody of "Zero to Hero" from Hercules. An ode to everybody's favorite angel. "Bless Dean's soul, Cass was on a roll…"

A/N: This song parody is the result of late-night brainstorming/writing with my amazing roommate, DarkCat (Cat_Bat_333 on Twitter). We co-authored this song. It's a parody of the song from Disney's Hercules, "Zero to Hero". If you want to hear the tune, look it up on YouTube! Enjoy, and please review! We are very excited about this joint project as will it will be the parent of many more awesome projects – we hope! XD

Dorkwad to Bad-Cass

Bless Dean's soul, Cass was on a roll
Pullin' people out of that fiery hole
What a pro, Cass could save some souls,
Point him at blasphemers and you'll get a horror show

He was a soldier
Of the lord
Now he's a rebel
Up with the people

He was an angel with a knack
Goin' from dorkwad to bad-Cass
Dork-wad to bad-Cass, imagine that!

If he smiles, Winchesters cry,
"Ho-oly cra-ap!"
And he slapped their abs with holy tags
Mu-ust have HURT!

From Heaven's gates to U.S. states
Our Cass could stop the burn
With his newfound love for humans
He wants to make the angels learn

Say amen,
Here he comes again
Rockin' that tan trenchcoat
Settin' Heaven's fashion trend
Don't sign up
If you're here to play
'Cause Castiel is serious
When he saves the day

Cass – here he comes
He believed his father
But Daddy seems to think
Earth's just a bother
Cass can show honor and brains, though drunk
Dorkwad to bad-Cass, he's not a punk
Dorkwad to bad-Cass, and who'da thunk?

Who put the "hair" in heretic?
Cas-ti-el!
Who always has a cool new trick?
Cas-ti-el!
Isn't he gold?
He's an angel!
Isn't he neat?
Jimmy's his vessel!
Castiel, Castiel
Castiel, Castiel
Castiel, Castiel

Bless Sam's soul,
He's still on a roll
Undefeated
Heaven's czar
And he don't need a car
Like ol' Dean did

He was a soldier
Of the lord
Now he's head honcho
He runs the show

He stopped Rafael in his tracks
Dorkwad to bad-Cass
Cass is a bad-Cass
Now he's a bad-Cass

Yes, indeed!

A/N: Once again, if you want to hear the original or get the tune, look it up on youtube, it's a great song! We're eventually going to record it and put it on youtube, I'll let you know when we do! Until then, please review; we'd love to hear your thoughts! :)

~Emachinescat & DarkCat ^..^