Jenny: HI EVERYONE!!!!!
Emily: Oh be quiet Jen there are people here and your embarrassing me!
Jenny: BUT I'M SOOO EXCITED!!! IT'S MY FIRST FIC EVER!!!!!
Emily: Don't you mean OUR first fic..
Jenny:^0^ Ohhhh sorry I mean OUR first fanfic
Emily:^-^ Very good Jenny *pats Jenny on Head*
Emily& Jenny: ENJOY^-^
Chap.1Kim Potter Emily: This is a short little prologue about Kim Potter *Clears throat*, everyone knows about how Harry Potter ended up living with his relatives an-
Jenny: And if you don't there's REALLY no point in reading this fanfic so- Emily; *Whacks Jenny in the head with a mallet, and now Jenny has a lump on her head*Now what did I tell YOU!!!! Jenny: *tears in eyes*sniff.um not to talk when you talk...*starts crying*:;_; Emily: *looks a t Jenny sadly* Oh, are you okay? Jenny: *bursts into laughter* HAHAHA!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!! HAHAHA- Emily: *whacks Jenny in the head with the mallet again and now has two lumps on her head* that will teach you! Now back to the story before I was so rudely interrupted*glares at the unconscious Jenny on the floor* *clears throat again* everyone knows about how Harry ended up with his relatives, but do you know what happened at St. Mungo's when he was born? Jenny: *snaps out of unconsciousness* TELL US TELL US TELL US!!!! Emily: *takes out duct tape from her pocket* Jenny, I have duct tape and I'm not afraid to use it! Jenny: *cowards in fear to the corner of the room* ..O_O Emily: Now will you be good!? Jenny: *nods head violently*..O_O Emily: Now, finally, now that there will be no more interruptions *glares at cowering Jenny in the corner* let's proceed with the story, shall we? Emily: At St. Mungo's where Harry was born, there was a second baby, known as Kim Potter. She was born a couple of minutes before Harry, but something was wrong with her so they put her in a magical care thingy (I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE HAVE IMAGINATIONS DON'T YOU! SO FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF!). Anyway they had to leave her in St. Mungo's, while Harry went home with his parents, but soon after Harry and Kim's mom and dad were killed by Voldemort, leaving Harry at his aunt's and uncle's house and leaving Kim homeless. Jenny: *sniff* Emily: What's wrong? Jenny: It's so sad, Kim's left homeless! Emily: I didn't finish the prologue yet. Jenny: Oh. Emily: Anyhow, Lilly an James (the parents, duh) didn't want anyone to know that their daughter might be dying (don't know why, don't care) and VERY unfortunally she was left in the care of a very, very dumb nurse (like Crabbe and Goyle put together times ten). This nurse couldn't tell her left foot from her right (I don't know why St. Mungo's hired her. I guess they were VERY desperate^-^). She was able to remember Kim because the other nurses won't stop reminding her. But there were 10 other Kims there and she got her mixed up with another Kim and was put up for adoption (she should get fired for that^-^). Finally, an American witch and wizard named Andrew and Rebecca Wilson came by and- Jenny: USA! USA! USA! Emily: *takes out duct tape and stretches it out a bit* Jenny: OKAY! OKAY! I'LL BE QUIET! I'LL BE QUIET!*starts begging*PLEASE NOT THE DUCT TAPE! ANYTHING BUT THE DUCT TAPE!*claps hands over mouth* Emily: *puts tape back in pocket* Okay, well, she was adopted. There! Finished! Please R&R and tu- Jenny: YEAH! YOU BETTER R&R! OR ELSE! Emily: *takes out duct tape* Jenny: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs out of room* Emily: As I was saying, R&R and tune in on the next chapter. See ya! *runs after Jenny with duct tape in hand*
Chap.1Kim Potter Emily: This is a short little prologue about Kim Potter *Clears throat*, everyone knows about how Harry Potter ended up living with his relatives an-
Jenny: And if you don't there's REALLY no point in reading this fanfic so- Emily; *Whacks Jenny in the head with a mallet, and now Jenny has a lump on her head*Now what did I tell YOU!!!! Jenny: *tears in eyes*sniff.um not to talk when you talk...*starts crying*:;_; Emily: *looks a t Jenny sadly* Oh, are you okay? Jenny: *bursts into laughter* HAHAHA!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!! HAHAHA- Emily: *whacks Jenny in the head with the mallet again and now has two lumps on her head* that will teach you! Now back to the story before I was so rudely interrupted*glares at the unconscious Jenny on the floor* *clears throat again* everyone knows about how Harry ended up with his relatives, but do you know what happened at St. Mungo's when he was born? Jenny: *snaps out of unconsciousness* TELL US TELL US TELL US!!!! Emily: *takes out duct tape from her pocket* Jenny, I have duct tape and I'm not afraid to use it! Jenny: *cowards in fear to the corner of the room* ..O_O Emily: Now will you be good!? Jenny: *nods head violently*..O_O Emily: Now, finally, now that there will be no more interruptions *glares at cowering Jenny in the corner* let's proceed with the story, shall we? Emily: At St. Mungo's where Harry was born, there was a second baby, known as Kim Potter. She was born a couple of minutes before Harry, but something was wrong with her so they put her in a magical care thingy (I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE HAVE IMAGINATIONS DON'T YOU! SO FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF!). Anyway they had to leave her in St. Mungo's, while Harry went home with his parents, but soon after Harry and Kim's mom and dad were killed by Voldemort, leaving Harry at his aunt's and uncle's house and leaving Kim homeless. Jenny: *sniff* Emily: What's wrong? Jenny: It's so sad, Kim's left homeless! Emily: I didn't finish the prologue yet. Jenny: Oh. Emily: Anyhow, Lilly an James (the parents, duh) didn't want anyone to know that their daughter might be dying (don't know why, don't care) and VERY unfortunally she was left in the care of a very, very dumb nurse (like Crabbe and Goyle put together times ten). This nurse couldn't tell her left foot from her right (I don't know why St. Mungo's hired her. I guess they were VERY desperate^-^). She was able to remember Kim because the other nurses won't stop reminding her. But there were 10 other Kims there and she got her mixed up with another Kim and was put up for adoption (she should get fired for that^-^). Finally, an American witch and wizard named Andrew and Rebecca Wilson came by and- Jenny: USA! USA! USA! Emily: *takes out duct tape and stretches it out a bit* Jenny: OKAY! OKAY! I'LL BE QUIET! I'LL BE QUIET!*starts begging*PLEASE NOT THE DUCT TAPE! ANYTHING BUT THE DUCT TAPE!*claps hands over mouth* Emily: *puts tape back in pocket* Okay, well, she was adopted. There! Finished! Please R&R and tu- Jenny: YEAH! YOU BETTER R&R! OR ELSE! Emily: *takes out duct tape* Jenny: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs out of room* Emily: As I was saying, R&R and tune in on the next chapter. See ya! *runs after Jenny with duct tape in hand*