Riku stood on the beach, the wind blowing his hair around sexily. Suddenly Sora dropped out of the sky and landed on his head, while Kairi flew down on a Baby Bottle Pop, and slapped Tidus.
"I have some good news!" Ansem stepped out of a rock, grinning at everyone.
Bob randomly shouted out: "You're turning good?"
Ansem laughed. "No, you silly little weakling." Zaps Bob with a lightning bolt. "I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
Three seconds later, Riku came back to life and sacrificed a frog to Tinkerbell, who cussed at him and sprinkled him with pixie dust. Tigger bounced onto the seen, and looked around.
"Yoohoohoo! Has anyone seen Yuffie? We've got a date, and she's late."
Everyone stared at him, while the Russian judges held up his marks.
Areith ate a moogle.
I got writers block
Total chaos erupted.
The heffalumps trudged onto the scene, carrying their muskets, and an especially large one held a bazooka. Sora tried to slash them, but he had a heart attack and died. Everyone clapped.
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What will happen? Will the heffalumps take over? Will Arnold Swartennegger make a surprise entrance? Stay tuned!
"I have some good news!" Ansem stepped out of a rock, grinning at everyone.
Bob randomly shouted out: "You're turning good?"
Ansem laughed. "No, you silly little weakling." Zaps Bob with a lightning bolt. "I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
Three seconds later, Riku came back to life and sacrificed a frog to Tinkerbell, who cussed at him and sprinkled him with pixie dust. Tigger bounced onto the seen, and looked around.
"Yoohoohoo! Has anyone seen Yuffie? We've got a date, and she's late."
Everyone stared at him, while the Russian judges held up his marks.
Areith ate a moogle.
I got writers block
Total chaos erupted.
The heffalumps trudged onto the scene, carrying their muskets, and an especially large one held a bazooka. Sora tried to slash them, but he had a heart attack and died. Everyone clapped.
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What will happen? Will the heffalumps take over? Will Arnold Swartennegger make a surprise entrance? Stay tuned!