As far as I know, I'm in uncharted territory here; no one's ever made a fic to make fun of Kari; nor has anyone ever made a fic to make fun of TK, as in my last parody, He Wasn't Boy Enough For me. I guess those two are just so damned sweet it makes them "untouchable" to being made fun of. Well, no more, haha!
This fic is kinda special; not only is it my 10th parody, but it is also the final one in my Digidestined parodies; I have now made one parody for each one of the Digidestined (The Real Smart Izzy, Mimi in a Bottle, Tai Tai Tai, Oops I'm a Paranoid Man, Pretty Fly For a Blonde Guy, Living La Vida Sora, He Wasn't Boy Enough For Me, and now this).
Oh, just so you know, I'm a big digimon fan, so I'm not making fun of any of the characters just for the sake of making fun of the characters. It's all in good humor.
Read on!
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Little Kari -- The Story Of a Girl
This is the story of a girl
Who came kinda late but got to the digiworld
And while she looks so cute in photographs,
I absolutely despise her, cuz she's too sweet
It's like she was born last year,
She's so naive with hope,
And she doesn't drink beer
every time I see her I leer,
She's so damned sweet is she for real
As long as she stands there smiling
I just wanna hurl my lunch into her laderhosen
I wish she would disappear,
but she's always still there
how did she get chosen?
Your crest never wear as well the next day
Your Gatomon never digivolves in quite the same way
Just shut up and run out of sweet things to say....
This is the story of a girl
Who came kinda late but got to the digiworld
And while she looks so cute in photographs,
I absolutely despise her, cuz she's too sweet
How many digimon would say
Just to put up with this everyday and all day
How did she wind up this way?
Even TK's sick of her, dump her, we say
As long as we're out here fighting,
Quit with the smiles and hugs and all that crap
Just concentrate on fighting, okay?
If not, then sit down and shut up
And listen to Izzy rap
Your crest never wear as well the next day
Your Gatomon never digivolves in quite the same way
Just shut up and run out of sweet things to say....
This is the story of a girl
Who's so stupid and sweet that she makes me hurl
And while she looks so cute every day,
I absolutely despise her, cuz she's too sweet
Well, your crest never wear as well the next day
Your Gatomon never digivolves in quite the same way
Just shut up and run out of sweet things to say....
This is the story of a girl
Who came kinda late but got to the digiworld
And while she looks so cute in photographs,
I absolutely despise her, cuz she's too sweet
This is the story of a girl,
Whose face she should hide from the world
Cuz she looks too sweet, like a pixie
Geez, is she for real?
This is the story of a girl
Who came kinda late but got to the digiworld
And while she looks so cute in photographs,
I absolutely despise her, cuz she's too sweet
Cuz she's too sweet.
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Aw great, now Tai's chasing me!
Tai: *Waving a Desert Eagle .50 pistol in the air* Get back here, you piece of @##$! I'll kill you for making fun of Kari. Oh, hi Matt. You chasing this guy too?
Matt: Yeah, he made fun of TK.
Tai: Let's get him together!
CINC: Hmm, that's strange, those two working together? Oh well, run first, ask questions later. Bye! *Runs away*
(One last thing: special thanks and recognition to a fellow author, Keava, who made her parody debut with "Mimi", a parody of Britney Spears' "Lucky", and has just made another parody entitled "I'm Not a Baby". She helped me decide a few things about this fic, and has been helpful in her feedback. If you like my parodies, read hers too!)
This fic is kinda special; not only is it my 10th parody, but it is also the final one in my Digidestined parodies; I have now made one parody for each one of the Digidestined (The Real Smart Izzy, Mimi in a Bottle, Tai Tai Tai, Oops I'm a Paranoid Man, Pretty Fly For a Blonde Guy, Living La Vida Sora, He Wasn't Boy Enough For Me, and now this).
Oh, just so you know, I'm a big digimon fan, so I'm not making fun of any of the characters just for the sake of making fun of the characters. It's all in good humor.
Read on!
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Little Kari -- The Story Of a Girl
This is the story of a girl
Who came kinda late but got to the digiworld
And while she looks so cute in photographs,
I absolutely despise her, cuz she's too sweet
It's like she was born last year,
She's so naive with hope,
And she doesn't drink beer
every time I see her I leer,
She's so damned sweet is she for real
As long as she stands there smiling
I just wanna hurl my lunch into her laderhosen
I wish she would disappear,
but she's always still there
how did she get chosen?
Your crest never wear as well the next day
Your Gatomon never digivolves in quite the same way
Just shut up and run out of sweet things to say....
This is the story of a girl
Who came kinda late but got to the digiworld
And while she looks so cute in photographs,
I absolutely despise her, cuz she's too sweet
How many digimon would say
Just to put up with this everyday and all day
How did she wind up this way?
Even TK's sick of her, dump her, we say
As long as we're out here fighting,
Quit with the smiles and hugs and all that crap
Just concentrate on fighting, okay?
If not, then sit down and shut up
And listen to Izzy rap
Your crest never wear as well the next day
Your Gatomon never digivolves in quite the same way
Just shut up and run out of sweet things to say....
This is the story of a girl
Who's so stupid and sweet that she makes me hurl
And while she looks so cute every day,
I absolutely despise her, cuz she's too sweet
Well, your crest never wear as well the next day
Your Gatomon never digivolves in quite the same way
Just shut up and run out of sweet things to say....
This is the story of a girl
Who came kinda late but got to the digiworld
And while she looks so cute in photographs,
I absolutely despise her, cuz she's too sweet
This is the story of a girl,
Whose face she should hide from the world
Cuz she looks too sweet, like a pixie
Geez, is she for real?
This is the story of a girl
Who came kinda late but got to the digiworld
And while she looks so cute in photographs,
I absolutely despise her, cuz she's too sweet
Cuz she's too sweet.
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Aw great, now Tai's chasing me!
Tai: *Waving a Desert Eagle .50 pistol in the air* Get back here, you piece of @##$! I'll kill you for making fun of Kari. Oh, hi Matt. You chasing this guy too?
Matt: Yeah, he made fun of TK.
Tai: Let's get him together!
CINC: Hmm, that's strange, those two working together? Oh well, run first, ask questions later. Bye! *Runs away*
(One last thing: special thanks and recognition to a fellow author, Keava, who made her parody debut with "Mimi", a parody of Britney Spears' "Lucky", and has just made another parody entitled "I'm Not a Baby". She helped me decide a few things about this fic, and has been helpful in her feedback. If you like my parodies, read hers too!)