Chapter 1: Interrogated

~I don't own James Patterson or Dylan

*October 11th, 2009. White Room in the Character Mansion. AKA the Interrogation Room. Suspect: Dylan, just Dylan*

Dylan: Who are you?

Me: Name here a classified matter. But, you can call me Yvey.

Dylan: Y-Vay?

Me: *Headslap* No. Yvey. Like the name Eve with a Y at the end. Get it?

Dylan: *Shakes head in a NO fashion* Sure?

Me: It doesn't matter Dylan. The question of the matter here is, why do you insist on being Max's so called "Other Perfect Half?"

Dylan: I don't insist. I am what James Patterson wrote me to be. *Looking questionably around the white expanse leading to nothing in the room*

Me: Right? But can't you see you are causing a BIG problem in book #6?

Dylan: What problem?*Full attention towards Yvey*

Me: The one where you come in and join the Flock and tell Max that you were made to be her "Other Half." And then you and Max get together, while Fang is waiting to see if he really is going to die.

Dylan: That's no problem. If Fang dies, then I'm there for Max.

Me: Ugh! You still don't understand.

Dylan: Understand what?

Me: Poor Fang has to deal with him-self dying. Now you too. Plus the fact that your practically stealing Max from him and the millions of problems that'll occur with Fangirls all over the world.

Dylan: Hey! If you got a problem with the storyline, go tell your best friend "Jimmy P." He's the one that made me.

Me: He's not my best friend, okay? I just like his books. Plus, I don't know how to get in contact with him? Every time I try a new plot hole or twist gets in the way. That man needs a serious course in 'How to Right a Story 101.'

Dylan: Well, what do you want me to do? I'm just a fictional character he writes about. He doesn't really go about telling me about his life.

Me: Or does he?

Dylan: *?*

Me: Why don't you make yourself useful and go die in a well.

Dylan: No! Why would I do that?

Me: Because If you don't, I will. *Gives a death stare*

Dylan: Wait, why?

Me: *Walks up closer and closer towards Dylan slowly*

Dylan: *Puts hands out* Hey! We can make this work! *Backs away* No, stop! Don't get closer!

Me: I'm sorry Dylan but I'm a very unhappy, crazy, and confused Fangirl. Goodbye! *Well pops out magically from behind Dylan. He gets pushed in*

Dylan: *Echoes down* Noooooooooo !

*Interrogated suspect cause of death: Unknown*

*Sigh* If only it was that easy. Well, if Fang dies and Dylan stays and loves Max, this is going to be a very unhappy book. If you think I'm wrong about the whole "Dylan + Max" thing, I'm sorry. This story is my opinion. Plus, I might change what I think about Dylan after I read the book.

R&R! Would like to know what you think about Dylan.

~Yvey009