We open on a long Gotham night and the city is suspiciously quiet. Somewhere in the underbellies of Gotham society a group of criminals meet to plan their next attack. This all-female group goes by the name "The Band of Poon" and are vicious in there attempts to take down Gotham for their ruler Lord Jackemort. This group however are not your regular average poon, they are trained in the dark arts by Jackemort. Lord Jackemort has the power to impregnate anyone with a "George" with the flick of his wand and an incantation of "babycadavra". He also has a manly charm that overpowers any females ability to resist his "little friend". His main henchmen go by the aliases "The Sucker", Adriana, "Miss Weedpoon", Caroline, and "Horny Girl", other Caroline.

Jackemort enters the room of poon

"Hello my dear sweet poon, today we strike. But first I must get sucked off. Going down comes after"

The Sucker approaches Jackemort and pulls down his dungarees and begins sucking his one-inch pinch. Lord continues addressing the Band while he gets sucked off.

"So my poon. Let us strike on this night. It's simple... we impregnate the Batman"

Jackemort cackles and the sucker begins to choke on his penis, giving a bad blow job in the Lord's standards.. He does not tolerate a bad sucking off. He raises his wand.

"Babycadavra!"

The sucker screams and falls to the floor. A head starts to emerge from her genitalia and bursts through and small and enormously fat boy climbs out of her Vagina.

"Am I Robotic's captain yet?"

The "George" says. And Jackemort motions to Horny Girl. Horny girl takes the "George" into a room where they keep the Georges. If anyone were to let them out the world would be at an end, everyone would die from a rare lebanese swine flu that cannot be cured. Horny Girl puts on her gas mask, she loves going back here, she always gets a dick in the butt from some silly George (Which she obviously likes cuz she is always horny).

Back in the room Jackemort raises his dick to the sky and chants

"FOR VICTORY, FOR POON!"

Bruce Wayne sits at his desk masturbating with lust to surveillance videos of a incredibly manly criminal who goes by the name "Lord Jackemort", a graduate of Poonwarts school of Sucking and Going down. Bruce puts on his suit after he finishes. He heads out to find Jackemort.

BOOM. A strip club blows up and the strippers crowd around a man they can't resist.

"Ooh Aww."

Countless remarks of wanting for the Lords penis ring in the air. But the party is about to come to a halt. A dark figure lands on a car sitting in the street. He walks towards the Lord. Jackemort cowers on fear as he approaches. But suddenly the man pulls down his pants and whips it out and puts his butt in Jackemort's face. They begin to have coitus in the bumhole.

THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.