How to make a mortal enemy out of Shunsui

by MOONLIGHT FOX

I dont know if its funny or not I just guessed. It's my first story-ish-thingy so please don't kill me.K to be safe. JushirouxShunsui hint. I dont like the pairing, just sayin'. Diclaimer: I Dont Own Bleach Or Related Titles/ Characters

How to make Shunsui yuor mortal enemy:

1. Shave his head while he's sleeping

2. Draw a face on his head

3. When he wakes up point and try to suppress your laughter

4. Steal his hat and give it to your dog for a toy so he can't cover up his head

5. Bury all the sake in the Soul Society

6. Bribe Nanao to tell him he is ugly and childish

7. Videotape it and put it on the internet

8. Tell everyone about it

9. "Accidentally" dump bleach all over his pink coat

10. Tell him Nanao did it because she always hated the color pink

11. Put posters all over the soul society that say have a picture of him and Jushirou on them and say "Shunsui and Jushirou forever!!" on them. (This is also a great way too make Jushirou hate you. Yay! A double-whammy!)