I was lied down on a cool steel table by an intern. I felt pain on an unbelievable scale. Why did I join Total Drama anyway? Money? Chances of fame and fortune? But then again, I was the best player ever! I came so far with manipulation, deception, and lying. And this is how I end up. Trampled and scorched by a volcano. I was so close to the million.

And I lost it to Heather? I thought we had something real. I loved her... But she kneed me in the balls and shoved me out of the way because a million dollars was more important to her... I thought back on what we did.

I loved her the first time I saw her. She seemed so powerful, so beautiful. I used girls to get farther in the game. But in the end I backstabbed them. Bridgette was left stuck to a pole. I filled LeShawna with false love. I made Courtney lose control. But Heather was different... She was not easily swayed by me at first which attracted me to her at first... Or she didn't let herself be swayed. We became the most powerful players of the game!

But becoming second best. Runner-up? Jose will be teasing me all the time now! Jose was the reason I was like this. He was always the favorite of the family. He was always the best. He was faster, stronger, smarter, and better than me in, well, everything! I wanted to show I was just as good but Jose always came out the better one.

I couldn't move. All of my nerves were dead. I then heard voices, "It's freezing in here! I'm going to have to get another hot chocolate. Quick."

It was Chris... He was the other reason I'm here. He tricked me into thinking I was going to be a star of a reality show. Then he made me second best. Made my life miserable on Total Drama! All of those episodes having to deal with such a sadistic pretty boy! I then heard buttons being pressed, "Chef, are you sure you know what you are doing?"

He better know... I felt metal being but on my body. The cool metal soothed my burns somewhat... Then the last thing I saw was a face plate being pressed on what was left of my face. I was then taken off the table to face Chris, "Al? Can you hear me? We're gonna need you to sign some paperwork that legally absolves the show of your little lava accident."

"Chris. The million dollars. Is it safe?" I asked hopefully.

"Uh, yeah. Seems the million dollars fell into the volcano. It's gone."

"Noooooooooo!" I yelled, all I worked for is gone.

"Hehehe. Spaz."