The top 20 signs that you are, indeed, one of the famed Narutards that have swept the nation. Original idea came from fullmetalotaku347, who based her fics off of David Letterman's Top Ten List. She's done ones like this for Fullmetal Alchemist and Fruits Basket, so go check those out if you're interested. Enjoy!

20. You repeatedly attempt to run up a tree or walk on water, claiming that if you control your chakra just a little bit more, you'll make it next time.

19. You find a certain fixation with snakes that, to some, might seem unhealthy.

18. You constantly talk about youth and strike the infamous 'Nice Guy Pose'.

17. You claim that you have the Byakugan technique... and start to really believe it.

16. You claim that you have the Sharingan technique... and start to really believe it.

15. You tackle poor, defenseless cats and when captured, stick a bow on its ear and yell out that your mission is completed.

14. You follow around the town idiot while not realizing that you yourself are an even bigger idiot for doing so.

13. You attempt to multiple yourself and/or turn yourself into an attractive, albeit naked, woman with appropriately placed clouds so the kiddies can watch, too.

12. You search for a sensei to teach you how to be a right proper ninja.

11. You follow around some guy with Sasuke-hair, calling him 'Sasuke-kun' and not finding it weird at all that he doesn't respond.

10. You run around, shouting 'Believe It!' even when the situation doesn't call for it.

9. You fashion your very own headband to support your favorite hidden village.

8. Plastic kunai, shuriken, and fake scrolls litter your closet.

7. Real kunai, shuriken, and scrolls litter your shelves.

6. You go blonde, no matter how bad it looks.

5. Ramen is your new favorite food and you refuse to eat anything but.

4. You confuse your non-Narutard friends by talking about the newest revelations in your own, self-made Make Out Paradise.

3. You leave your village behind to stalk your brother.

2. You claim to be the next Hokage, and when reminded that there is no such thing, you claim to be the first.

And the number one sign that you're a true Narutard...

You perform ridiculously lengthy hand seals that you've memorized by watching and re-watching your entire Naruto dvd collection, in hopes that it will contort your chakra into something useful. (As a note: This is very similar to Fullmetal Alchemist fans drawing increasingly complicated alchemy circles that they have copied from their FMA merchandise).

This is my second of these, it's a tad longer because..there are many, many signs to being a Narutard. I probably could have gone on to 50, but I decided to keep it relatively short. Hope you enjoyed!