A/N: Okay, I haven't actually seen the game show itself but I've seen tons of versions of it like board games, electronic ones, etc… Well, one of my friends gave me an electronic one, and let me tell you I've had that thing for a year and still haven't beat it. So, I thought could Donnie be smarter then a 5th grader?
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
By: LOSTrocker
He was down to the finale question. The second to the last one was science and he was able to answer that before the questioned was even asked. Now, it was this. It was a music question.
Donnie just didn't understand this how could they through in entertainment information mixed with actual knowledge. It just didn't make sense to him. He knew the fundamentals of life. Don knew he was smarter then a 5th grader but he'd be damned if he was going to let this game beat him.
Don had to ask the machine to repeat the question. Jeff Foxworthy's voice did as told: "Who are the fab four?"
Don was stunned. Then low and behold the answer came to him but he was surprised on who was able to answer it.
"The Beatles!" Mikey came running up to his brother. "Dude, it's the Beatles!"
"Are you sure?" Donnie questioned.
"Trust me." Insisted Mikey.
Donnie tried to compose himself here. Trust Mikey? Now, that was an oxymoron. Still, he had to put in something. So, he did.
The tension was driving them both crazy. The dramatic music didn't help much either. Then finally, it was over.
"That's it!" Jeff's voice rang out. "Congratulations! You're smarter then a 5th grader!"
"Oh yeah!" Mikey cheered and went about dancing the den, singing along with theme song that played afterwards.
Donnie was left dumbfounded. He couldn't believe it. Then again, maybe he could. It seemed like an answer only Mikey would know. He was all into entertainment information then anything else. However, that didn't make him smarter. Which, he gladly pointed out.
"You just answered one question, that doesn't make you smarter then a fifth grader."
Mikey came to a holt and faced his brainy brother. He gave him puppy dog eyes and sniffed. "I'm so smarter then a 5th grader!"
"Sure Mikey, this coming from a turtle who said the Milky Way was a candy bar and not a large group of stars." Donnie reminded him.
"Hello! Milkyway is so a candy bar!" Mikey made known.
Donnie clung his hand to his forehead. Mikey was one in a million that was for sure. Don turned his attention back to the game. The music was way over and now it was asking him if he wanted to play again.
"Shell no," Donnie told the game, the damned thing all ready gave him a headache.
"Then gimmie!" Mikey ordered and took it from Don.
"Fine, enjoy." Said Don.
Let's time warp shall we, a year later…
Donnie found Mikey still fussing over the game. "You still haven't beat that thing yet?" Donnie asked him.
Mikey refused to answer. He grumbled when the game told him once again he'd gotten the answer wrong. Then the awws came about. "Dude, it's bad enough this game makes you feel stupid but those stupid awws don't help much man!"
Donnie didn't need a game to prove his intelligence, especially when Mikey was concerned. Then again, anything was smarter then Mikey.
Fin.