Disclaimer: By no means do I own Inuyasha or company. R. Takahashi does, though….(insert big sigh here)
Author's Note: Here is a little drabble about what goes on in a family life J of Kagome and Sesshomaru… I apologize for any grammar and spelling mistakes! Oh, and please r&r!!!
*Sigh* Men….
"No way, Sesshomaru! we will not be doing this here." Kagome yelled at her annoying mate. Sesshomaru just glanced at her and started to pick up the branches to set up the fire.
"Sesshomaru please, this is horrible. Can't you please choose a better place?" Kagome pleaded. Sesshomaru paused in the middle of starting the fire and looked at her. "We will stay here. This is a perfect place."
Kagome stared at him, shocked, then angry, she growled, and screamed, "Are you crazy??!!!!"
Sesshomaru added some more branches to the fire, and stood up from his crouch and started setting up the tent. "Please start cooking the ramen, I'm sure that Inuyasha will want some when he gets here. He will be sure to stay if you make more than just one bowl."
Kagome, frustrated, screamed at him, "Couldn't you find a better place to camp out?!!!"
Sesshomaru finished setting up the tent for five, and then took out the cooking tools and gave it to Kagome. Kagome looked at the utensils, startled, when Sesshomaru told her, "Cook ramen. Inuyasha will be here soon with Rin and Shippo." Kagome fumed, and started clanging the pots as she started heating up the water for the ramen. Meanwhile, Sesshomaru started taking out the outlet extensions and the plasma screen…
A few minutes later, the voices of Rin and Shippo were heard yelling at Inuyasha.
"Hurry!! We wanna go with mommy and daddy to the trip!!"
"Shut up you brat! Anyways, they won't leave without you guys."
"Uncle Inuyasha, your idea of camping was the BEST!!! Papa Sesshomaru didn't wanna go, though since he wanted to watch the Super Bowl today…"
"Keh. Like I-wait I smell Ramen…here its here…Hurry up!!"
"But, Inuyasha that's-"
BANG!!
"What the hell???!!!" Inuyasha stood frozen next to the wildly swinging gate that he threw open. Behind him Shippo, shocked, stared. Rin looked over Shippo's side and then squealed with glee.
"Mama! Papa!!!" Rin ran to her mama who had just finished the ramen.
Shippo just stared.
"This is the fucking backyard of your house, Sesshomaru!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???!!!" Inuyasha yelled at Sesshomaru who had just finished putting the couch right in front of his plasma. Sesshomaru straightened his back, and then glared at Inuyasha.
"You, little brother, are a profoundly ignorant creature to have chosen me to pick out the campsite for this insanely stupid idea of camping out on the very day of The Super Bowl."
"There's some ramen, Uncle Inuyasha!!! Seven Bowls of Ramen for you!!!" Rin yelled out to Inuyasha before he attacked his stubborn half-brother.
At that very moment, Inuyasha's ears twitched and in a flash he was eating ramen.
Shippo, over his shock started running to the bag of marshmallows and chocolate and started opening the bags . "Its ok that its not a real campsite, but at least we can do SMORES!!!"
Rin then looked at her mother, and asked her, "Mama, aren't we supposed to camp in the woods?"
Kagome just sighed, ruffled her daughter's head and said "Honey, they're men."
Rin, confused, looked around the backyard where Shippo was making smores, Inuyasha gobbling up his ramen, and Sesshomaru sitting in his couch watching the Super Bowl, and her mama walking into their house disappointed…and shook their head.
"Guys are stupid."