Gladion's Edgy Pancake Adventure
- 2 Years after the events of Sun and Moon… -
(AN: THIS IS NOT A WEIRD VORE FETISH POKEMON SUN AND MOON FANFIC. DON'T GET YOUR EDGE IN A PICKLE.)
Gladion was chilling in the crowd like usual, with Silvally's large body taking up the seat in the corner, as he stood against the wall. He had nothing else to do after everything that happened. Nebby being a ultra powerful being, his own mom going insane, and wanting to destroy everything that wasn't a Nihilego, and just trying to have a normal life. He sighed and stared over at Silvally, who was happily eating a Slowpoke Tail while watching a Incineroar wrestle down the opposing Hawlucha. Gladion chuckled and stared down at the ground again, with the sounds of the crowd roaring in the background.
He put his hand near his head and gazed at it intensely, like a edge lord. 'Why am I so bad at EVERYTHING?!' 'WHEN'S THE NEXT FALLOUT BOY ALBUM COMING OUT' and 'Pancakes.' he thought, having a mental breakdown. He needed pancakes NOW. He slammed Silvally's head with a pokeball and rushed to the official Pancake Eating Contest held in Iki town each month to determine the winner (which just so happened to conveniently be starting today.)
He got to the area, and saw a large crowd of people hollering about pancakes. Gladion rushed over and pulled out Silvally, equipped with a Edgium Z.
"Z-POWER ACTIVATE!" He yelled, pulling his arms into a Z position. He then pulled out a pocket knife and slit both of his wrists and threw his My Chemical Romance sweatshirt into the middle and let 2 blood droplets fall off onto the sweatshirt. Silvally's head charged up, and a blinding light surrounded the area.
WAKE ME UP
Silvally jumped upward and charged even more
CAN'T WAKE UP
He slammed like a meteor onto the crowd and snagged 10 pancakes onto his horn thingy?
SAVE MEEEEEEEE
Silvally slashed his arms and booked it with a blood trail streaming past and Gladion riding atop his trusty steed.
"Silvally, we've acquired the PANCAKES." He said triumphantly, sliding them onto the table.
"LETS EAT!" Gladion yelled, shoving them into his mouth. What he didn't notice was the syrup going into his open wounds, and the several crumbs falling inside. He continued chomping away, until he got full, after 5.
Silvally rolled over in delight, scratching its belly gleefully.
"Nice." Gladion said, going to the monochrome white couch from the Aether House. He chilled in his new apartment, with Silvally going to a dog bed and curling up.
"I feel kinda funny, I wonder if the monster I chugged earlier is kicking in." He said awkwardly, falling over into fetal position on the couch, before passing out.
He woke up drenched in slobber and blue ooze flying from the air, only to realize that Silvally was biting his head.
"Hey, cut that out!" He yelled, flailing about. He tried to push Silvally away, but he couldn't move. He looked down and saw a brown and white rounded, delicious, soft, tiny body struggling to get out of his "pet's" mouth, with a black sweatshirt and a red tee.
"Oh god no."
AN: There may be another part eventually, if not, I'll just leave you to decide what happens. But for now, that's all! Peace!