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Romancing Somewhere In Time

Shin Makoku's most handsome, charming, sexy team of five – Conrad, Gwendal, Gunter, Yuuri and Wolfram – time-travelled to Japan on a special mission: to borrow the "Jewel of Four Souls". It was Gunter's idea really. He randomly found a chapter from a really old diary which briefly talked about the powers of the jewel, and how it *may* be (theoretically) seal the evils of those four trouble-making boxes.

Many dusty textbooks in Blood Pledge Castle's library suggested numerous sensible ways about how to handle those boxes. HOWEVER, Gunter fell in love with the owner of the diary…the photograph of the owner, to be more accurate. His name was undisclosed, but he has the most amazing, dreamy eyes that seem to be able to touch your soul. As soon as Gunter set his eyes on this mysterious man's biceps, his chronic nose-bleeding problem was immediately activated.

The diary recorded this man's involvement in refining the time-travel technology many years ago. A large collection of notes were descriptions of his time spent in the Sengoku period in Japan.

With a secret wish to possibly bump into this sexiest guy alive in the correct time and space, Gunter proposed to Yuuri about this expedition to save the world (by borrowing the Jewel of Four Souls), which was delightfully accepted by Yuuri. He just couldn't wait to get away from the boring studies.

When Kagome Meets the Team of Five

"EEEYAAAHH!!!!!" screamed Kagome when five NAKED men appeared in the same lake she was bathing in, right in front of her eyes.

Within seconds, Inuyasha's Tetsusaiga is swinging Wind Scar in full speed at the naked strangers, while Kagome quickly hid away to get dressed, wondering how come Inuyasha is always nearby when she's having a bath. But she shrugs away the thought, as he has seen her naked so many times already.

While Yuuri was still dumb-struck with his mouth open, staring at the dog-eared teenager with a sword larger than the Holy Sword, Conrad is already engaged in a fierce fight with Inuyasha. (Oh my god! Imagine Conrad swinging his sword naked!!)

In the mean time, Yuuri has successfully explained to Kagome about the "who, how and why" they appeared in the weirdest way. In fact, the two found each other having a lot in common, e.g. they're both high school students from modern Japan, both time travels, and the values and beliefs they share such as justice, harmony and peace.

"Osuwari!" shouted Kagome. Every one from Shin Makoku were amazed by the ability of this young Miko when they saw Inuyasha dropped on the ground with a loud explosion, causing a 3-metre-diameter circular hole on the ground as soon as the spell was said.

"Ok, let's get you guys dressed. Although you are all pretty good in shape…" Kagome eyed Gwendal and winked, "but it is still hideous to walk around naked in this part of the world".

"No worries! Our clothes are here!" Another naked male popped out from the lake. Of course, it was Murata, holding a big bag presumably containing their clothes. "What are you gonna do without me, the house keeper!" smiled Murata.

When Gwendal Meets Inuyashaand Shippo

Gwendal's left eye is twitching. "Oh my!! His ears are so cute! I want to touch them!" he thought secretly. On a second thought, he changed his mind. "I want to squeeze them, brush the fluffy fur with my comb for dolls, and knit a pair of cute covers to protect those ears from the cold winter wind!!! Hmm, perhaps a hat?? Ooooooh the little fox is so so so lovely!! Awww look at his innocent eyes and fluffy tail. I'm going to knit a life-size doll of Shippo when I get back to Shin Makoku."

While he was busy planning about what colours and what type of wool to use for the newly-inspired knitting project, Miroku came back with Sango after yet another demon-slaying mission. The two groups of people quickly become friends, and started to discuss the evils of each other's countries.

When Miroku meets Wolfram

As soon as Miroku saw Wolfram, his knees become weak and his heart started to pound like crazy. "This must be the reaction of true love", Miroku thought, temporarily forgetting that Sango was nearby. He half knelt down in front of Wolfram and made his most sincere, heart-melting proposal: "The most beautiful foreign lady I have ever met in my life, will you bear my child?"

"Grrrr…" grunted Wolfam, a little offended but not so angry, "Sorry mate, I'm already engaged to this guy", pointing to Yuuri, "and I'm determined to marry him no matter what. Although you're also one damn sexy double-black bloke, but I'm a very loyal lover".

"Hmm…", Miroku narrowed his eyes and started checking out Yuuri. "Well, he is only a kid and it may be a while before he decides to make you bear his child. But now I'm offering you to bear my child, right now, so you don't have to wait!! Isn't that wonderful?" Miroku said matter-of-factly, totally not noticing the dangerous smoke-of-anger coming out from Sango's head.

"Geeez, your country is so weird. It sounds like bearing a child is the best thing a woman can ever do. Well, I'm sorry to tell you that I won't be able to bear your child because I'm a man," said Wolfram, looking a little depressed.

"Wh…wha….WHAT!?!? But you said you are engaged to HIM!?" Miroku is totally confused.

"Yeah I am engaged to him, so what? You pervert!" Now Wolfram is getting angry too. He is a spoiled brat after all.

When Gunter Meets Miroku

"Although I can't bear your child, but I don't mind dating you!" Gunter is gazing into Miroku's eyes dreamily. He really has "a thing" for double-blacks.

"Err, well, you are very beautiful too. But you're a little too tall for me" Miroku said politely, at the same time considering whether it would be a good idea to ask "her" to bear his child.

"Ohh, thank you sooo much for the compliment! It has been a while since someone tells me that I'm beautiful!!" Gunter's eyes are sparkling from the tears of joy.

Miroku cleared his throat, "well, as you're such a gorgeous and healthy young woman, will you bear….OUCH!!!" Miroku's second proposal of the day got interrupted by a big bang from Sango's Hiraikotsu.

"You idiot! Can't you see he is a guy?" Sango is furious by Miroku's usual flirt with random "girls" and his insensitivity.

"Yep yep" nodded Kagome, "I saw him naked just now and he definitely is a man."

This time Inuyasha's eyes got narrowed. But he said nothing. Because questioning Kagome if she has feelings for Gunter (or Gwendal) or acting angry will just show how much he cared about Kagome.

WhenGunter Meets Sesshomaru

While Sango is busy hitting Miroku, Gwendal is happy playing with Shippo, Inuyasha is proudly showing off his Tetsusaiga to Conrad, Yuuri isexchanging email address and mobile number with Kagome, and Wolfram is angrily planning when is the best time to battle Kagome to win Yuuri back, Sesshomaru dropped by.

"Would that be Tenseiga you are carrying?" Gunter gasped. He has read about it before and was always amazed by its healing powers. "Yes. And who the hell are you?" Sesshomaru said coolly, despite the words were so rude.

"Do you mind if I have a look at your Tenseiga?" Gunter asked hopefully.

"No one but I, is allowed to touch it. Such a request, especially from a woman, is strictly forbidden. As a woman, aren't you shameful for speaking so outwardly about something so masculine?" Obviously not realising Gunter's true gender, Sesshomaru gave Gunter a "I'm a man and you are a woman and I'm better than you" look. But on the other hand, Sesshomaru secretly thinks that Gunter is HOT, as he always liked tall women, although she seemed a bit too old for him.

"Were you talking about your penis?" Murata asked curiously. He didn't catch the beginning of the conversation and thought it was just a normal man-to-man talk.

"No!!" Both Gunter and Sesshomaru yelled.

Now Gunter is really upset as well. True he likes beautiful men, but Sesshomaru isn't exactly his type. After all, Sesshomaru and he have too much similarity in appearance: shiny, long moon-light-coloured hair, tall, sword users, pretty face…

As a well-educated and well-mannered gentleman, Gunter decided to forgive Sesshomaru's rudeness, as he is (in appearance) only a kid.

With much higher sensitivity and intelligence than Miroku, Sesshomaru soon sensed Gunter is a man, and felt relieved that he didn't show any affection towards Gunter before. Disappointed and grumpy (as usual), he left without saying "hello" to anyone.

End of the Day

When the team of five (six now) found out that the Jewel of Four Souls were shattered into thousands of pieces and it would take god-knows-how-long to collect them all, they decided to head back home.

"Keep in touch!" yelled Kagome as the team started disappearing into the water.

Wolfram is very cranky. The first things he will ask Yuuri when they get back home would be what were those "symbols" written on a piece of paper from him to Kagome.

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PS: those symbols were: .com