Chapter 1

Askidents and imtortals?!!

Gingerstar14: I hope you like it, this is supposed to be more funny than Brambleclaw A WindClanner? But it has some romance...heh-heh. P.S. I'm gonna translate what Winterkit says. If you don't think you'd need it, tell me.

"Mommy!!" Winterkit mewed. She dashed over to Whitetail. "Bwamblekit said dat StawlCwan awr imtortal!!!" (Bramblekit said that Starclan are immortal!!)

"He did?" She asked. The white she-cat padded over to where Bramblekit and Foxkit were sitting.

Foxkit was meowing, "If StarClan was immortal, how would they be alive, cuz their dead?"

Bramblekit shook his head. "Mousebrain! Immortal means that they live forever in StarClan. Treeface said so."

"Your the mousebrain," She replied, "It's Barkface"

"Like whatever." Bramblekit rolled his eyes. Then he turned to Whitetail. "What up, Mom?"

"He's jus' tryin' to be cool." Foxkit meowed.

Whitetail turned to Winterkit. "See? Immortal means that they are alive up in Silverpelt."

"Oh, well, dats what I fought I hewd. It not my fawt." (Oh, well, that's what I thought I heard. It's not my fault.)

"It doesn''t really matter." Whitetail sighed. She padded back to the nursery.

"So, Winterkit, you like ruined all our fun of scaring you with imtortal, like who thinks that's scary?!" Bramblekit growled.

"Leave her alone." Foxkit growled.

"Like, whose side are you on, anyway?"

"We're not on sides. We're family. We're together." Foxkit meowed.

"Whatever!" Bramblekit rolled his eyes.

"Wets pway!" Winterkit meowed. (Let's play!)

"Sure! C'mon, Bramblekit. We can play Evil Blackstar and the Two Warriors!!"

"Yea!!" Bramblekit yowled. "I'm Blackstar!"

"I'll be the hero, Foxfur." Foxkit put in.

"And I be Wintewheawt, da sidekick!" (And I be Winterheart, the sidekick!)

"Oky-Doky!!" Brambleclaw nodded, then crouched. Snarling, he bared his fangs. "Foxfur...and Winterheart...we meet again..."

"We'll not be fooled again, Blackstar." Foxkit growled. "We know your tricks now."

"We won't have a askadent wike wast time." Winterkit growled. (We won't have an accident like last time.)

Bramblekit stood still. Then his whiskers twinched and he fell to the ground merowing with laughter.

Foxkit and Winterkit stood still, then Winterkit shot off to the nursery, yowling, "Mommy!! Come!! Bwamblekit huwt himsewf!!!!" (Mommy, come, Bramblekit hurt himself!)

"What?!" Whitetail pelted over to Bramblekit. When he finally stopped laughing, all he said was, "Who the Place of No Stars says askadent?!"