A/n: Hi all you reading this fic! I'm surprised you even clicked to read it. Review and tell me if rather or not I should keep the story. :)
Botan The Divinity of Happiness
Chapter 1 - Intro and Botan's Free Day
"Koenma-sama!" Botan opened her communication mirror, "We've completed the assignment. Left side of Makai was fully investigated."
"Find anything?" Koenma asked surprised. "No, just a bunch of innocent onis." Botan's face showed bewilderment. Koenma's grin up and left his face.
"What, were we supposed to find something?" Botan asked, still confused. Koenma smacked his forehead and cut off communication.
"What's his problem?" Botan asked a tired Yusuke. "Kisoma Botan, you left me a few MILES away!" Yusuke squeezed out as he panted, slumped over trying to catch breath.
"Heh heh, sorry Yusuke-kun" Botan apologized with a small smile. "Anyways, Koenma-sama said we were suppose-" "Koenma-sama my ass!" Yusuke stood straight up.
As he said so, the screen had popped up. "What's that Yusuke?" Koenma asked him chewing violently on his pacifier.
"Hey Koenma, watch it or you'll accidentally eat that pacifier. Ha ha ha!" Yusuke laughed out still breathless.
"Oh Yusuke-kun, ha ha.. Do not talk to Koenma like that!" Botan said trying not to laugh at Yusuke's diss.
"Come on now Botan, you know it's funny." Yusuke said in the background.
"Shut up Yusuke before I add more assignments to you! Botan. You will be off today, one of the ferry girls are celebrating a birthday today and has thrown a huge party. You're invited, come if you want."
"What!? Koenma-" Koenma shut the communication down once again. 'Wow! Koenma's actually giving me another day off. I've been off a lot, well at least today I got to do a bit of work.'
Yusuke stared at Botan, 'What the freak is she just standing there for?' "Hello! Rekai to Botan!" Yusuke shouted stepping in her face waving for attention.
"Yusuke, we're on Makai." Botan told him, like he didn't know. Yusuke anime dropped flat on his face.
After getting back up, "So, what now?" Yusuke asked pouting. Botan stood looking at him sadly. "What's the matter?"
Her eyes began to water up and her mouth began to wobble, "Botan?" Yusuke put on his serious face. A few inches away from Botan..
"Ahhhh! FREE DAY!!!" Botan jumped up and into Yusuke's arms, who dropped her.
"God damnit Botan, mixing my emotions up like that makes me grumpy!" Yusuke kicked up some dirt.
Botan couldn't help it, tears started to pour from her eyes at the image of a mad Yusuke. "Ha ha ha! Yusuke.. you're so mean."
"Yawhatdever fridgit." Yusuke mumbled under his voice. "Huh?" Botan asked smiling innocently.
"Nothing." Yusuke grinned a fake grin back at her. "Ok, lets go back to Ninghenkai!" Botan grabbed his arm and "PLooP!"
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In the Ramen shop on Ninghenkai,
"Mmm, ramen noodles." Kuwabara complimented to Keiko's noodles. "Lets see.. how about a order of Ramen noodles with some Ramen noodles on the side, eh?"
"Shut up Kuwa." Keiko rolled her eyes and walked back to the counter. "Anybody seen Yusuke-chan lately?"
"I've been told he was on a mission with Botan in Makai." Kurama interrupted as he and Hiei, of course, walked in.
"Hey Kuram!" Kuwabara mumbled out with noodles in his mouth. Then he looked at the shorter guy standing beside him.
"Hmph.. shrimp." Kuwabara narrowed his eyes. Just before Hiei could say anything..
"Hey, hey.. no need for this." Kurama suggested, motioning Hiei to follow him over to a table nearby.
"Hn. I hate that baka." Hiei said aloud so Kuwabara could hear. "Hiei." Kurama said calmly, looking over to Keykio.
"Hello Keiko." Kurama said after awhile of staring at her. Keiko kept reading her Mangna books until she noticed Kurama staring over at her.
"Oh hey Kurama!" Keiko smiled sweetly at him as some customers came into the shop.
"What are you guys doing here?" Kuwabara asked finishing his last bit of noodles. "I'm here cause I have nothing else to do or nowhere else to think of going."
"We're here for no reason also. Just visiting the mates and hanging around." Kurama said looking around for a clock. 'Hmm.. shichi-ni-hachi.' Kurama's inner self read.
"Hey guys!" Yusuke busted through the doors letting them sling open. "Keiko.. fix up some noodles for me, with some soda."
Then came Botan, "Hi g-OOF!" The door smacked Botan in the face causing her to fall back outside the door of the shop.
"Ouch." Kuwabara squinted up one side of his face. "That's one of the painfullest things to happen."
"Ooh Botan." Kurama jumped up and ran outside to make sure she was alright. Keiko glared at Yusuke, who was shrugging.
The door opened as Botan was walking like she caroused before coming in.. with one big red print down the middle of her face.
"Hn. Is she alright?" Hiei asked in a low voice. Everybody but Kurama and Botan, glanced at Hiei. They were surprised Hiei even cared.
"I'm-" "Alright." Kurama cut her off, letting go to see if she could balance. She did and shook her head, almost falling over but caught herself.
"Oww." Botan tried smiling over it, rubbing her forehead down to her chin. "Ooh, ooh, ooh Botan! Ooh, come on!" Keiko ran up to get Botan and took her into the back room.
Yusuke sniggered at the way Keiko reacted. "Ooh, ooh. Ha." Then Kuwabara, Hiei and Kurama turned to Yusuke.
"Kisoma Yusuke!" Kuwabara glared at him. "Oh shut the hell up Kuwa." Yusuke threw his hands up.
"I'm with Kuwa, that was pretty-- bad." Kurama nodded slowly. "Hn. I'm with nobody, it's her fault in a way and Yusuke's." Hiei tried joining conversation.
"See Hiei's got some sense. " Yusuke roared over at Kuwabara and Kurama who ignored him as Botan and Keiko came back out.
Botan took a seat next to Kurama. "Ok Botan?" Kurama was the first to ask. "Peacheesy!" Botan responded, holding a ice pack to her face.
"Hn." Hiei growled at Yusuke. Kuwabara cleared his throat and Kurama looked over to Yusuke.
"Is something on my face?" Yusuke asked jokingly insulting Botan's mark on her face.
Keiko threw some hot water from the counter over at Yusuke. "Ahhhh! OK!" Yusuke jumped up, everybody's attention in the shop.
"I'm s-" Yusuke held the 's' for a few second. 'So sexy.' Yusuke thought in his head laughing out. They all looked at Yusuke weirdly.
"What's wrong with that guy?" A blonde lady whispered to the guy she was coupled with.
"Yusuke-kun! It's ok, I'm totally fine." Botan jumped up giving him a hug. "Ha! See, no apology's needed here, she's fine."
"Yusuke-sama-kun-chan!" Keiko shouted for her last time. Yusuke wobbled his head, "Sorry!"
Botan ignored his apology. She looked at the clock, 'hachi-iyu' "8:10!" She shouted grabbing Kurama and Kuwabara's arms.
"Huh?" Kuwabara asked. "Lets go see a movie!!" Botan shrieked cheerfully. "C'mon, c'mon!" She rushed them towards the door.
"Keiko, close your shop.. lets go!" Botan ordered. "Sorry Botan-kun, I have to do my duty. I have to work overtime because of my absence last week." Keiko frowned.
"Make it up another time?" Botan asked as Keiko walked over to the door. "Aw, I'm really sorry Botan," Keiko gave her a quick hug. "Can't. I'll see you after the movies, eh!?!" Botan's face turned up.
"Botan-chan.." Botan looked at Kurama blushing, "I mean Botan-kun, what about Hiei? You know he doesn't like hanging around like this."
Yusuke and Kuwabara shoved through fighting to see who has to pay for the snacks and all.
Botan looked at Hiei, he was looking at nothing really then turned to see Botan looking at him. "Hn?" He asked.
Kurama walked outside to settle the two fighting by saying he would pay for all's snack and admission.
"We're going to the movies." Botan said in her sing-song voice. "So?" Hiei raised a brow.
"Coming?" She asked, "No." Was his answer. 'How harsh!?' Botan sighed and then grinned. "C'MON!" She shouted grabbing him by his black kimono.
"Hn. Get your hands off me!" Hiei screeched loud, making Kuwabara and Yusuke look concerned.
"No come on Hiei!" Botan said still pulling on Hiei's kimono. Kurama didn't notice, he had his back turned towards them, looking at Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"I said," Hiei whipped out his katana and quickly appeared behind her with his katana to her neck. "You heard me once."
Kurama saw Yusuke and Kuwabara's eyes lighting up. He turned around to see Hiei looking at him with a fake smiling Botan in his grip with his katana to her neck.
"Hiei!" Kurama ran over to them and let free Botan. "What is this about?" Kurama asked disappointed.
"Hn. That girl don't understand English." Hiei said putting back up his katana. Kurama looked back to Botan, straightening her pink kimono.
"I was just trying to get him to come." She said crossing her arms. "Well, Hiei isn't a very approachable person." Kurama said.
"Approachable my ass! He has no need to attack." Botan snapped. Yusuke gasped. Kuwabara walked over to her side and wrapped his arm around her, "Yeah!" Botan shoved Kuwabara away.
"Trust me Botan-kun.. you don't want to be on his bad side." Kurama pointed out. Botan shrugged, "Well I am sorry for touching you Hiei, but will you please come with us?"
"It would be a pleasure." Botan said dully and with sarcasm. "Hn. I don't care, but you better not ever make contact with me again.. or any of you." Kuwabara got tired of this and said,
"On with the movies! Lets go see Kiss of the Dragon!" Kuwabara suggested as everyone but Yusuke started to walk towards the theater.
Yusuke ran back inside the Ramen shop, "Bye Keiko-chan!" Gave her a quick kiss on the forehead and ran out to the rest of the gang.