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On the first day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me:
A sapling in a white tree.

On the second day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me:
2 shards of Narsil and a sapling in a white tree.

On the third day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me:
3 elven rings
2 shards of Narsil and a sapling in a white tree

On the fourth day of Christmas lord Sauron gave to me:
4 squealing Hobbits
3 elven rings
2 shards of Narsil and a sapling in a white tree

On the fifth day a Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me:
5 prancing Istari
4 squealing Hobbits
3 elven rings
2 shards of Narsil and a sapling in a white tree

On the sixth day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me:
6,000 Rohhirim
5 prancing Istari
4 squealing Hobbits
3 elven rings
2 shards of Narsil and a sapling in a white tree

On the seventh day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me:
7 palintiri 6,000 Rohhirim
5 prancing Istari
4 squealing Hobbits
3 elven rings
2 shards of Narsil and a sapling in a white tree

On the eighth day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me:
8 giant Mumakil
7 palintiri 6,000 Rohhirim
5 prancing Istari
4 squealing Hobbits
3 elven rings
2 shards of Narsil and a sapling in a white tree

On the ninth day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me:
9 Riders riding
8 giant Mumakil
7 palintiri 6,000 Rohhirim
5 prancing Istari
4 squealing Hobbits
3 elven rings
2 shards of Narsil and a sapling in a white tree

On the tenth day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me:
10 Corsairs of Umbar
9 Riders riding 8 giant Mumakil
7 palintiri 6,000 Rohhirim
5 prancing Istari
4 squealing Hobbits
3 elven rings
2 shards of Narsil and a sapling in a white tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me:
11 rangers of Ithilien
10 Corsairs of Umbar
9 Riders riding
8 giant Mumakil
7 palintiri 6,000 Rohhirim
5 prancing Istari
4 squealing Hobbits
3 elven rings
2 shards of Narsil and a sapling in a white tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me:
12 clumsy Orcs
11 rangers of Ithilien
10 Corsairs of Umbar
9 Riders riding
8 giant Mumakil
7 palintiri 6,000 Rohhirim
5 prancing Istari
4 squealing Hobbits
3 elven rings
2 shards of Narsil and a sapling in a white tree!

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