Kaiten and Mayonaka looked at each other before grinning simultaneously, bowing as they sang together. "Mr Gaara sir, what will your pleasure be?" Gaara just stared at them, not knowing how to react to this.
Kaiten walked smoothly to behind the Kazekage and placed her hands on his shoulders, still smiling as she continued in an exaggerated French accent. "Let me take your order, jot it down..."
"You ain't never had a friend like me!" Both girls exclaimed together as Mayonaka now sung her part, swiping a plate of fancily decorated steak that Kaiten had grabbed from the fridge and placed it in front of the redhead.
"Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre d'!"
Kaiten leaned towards the confused Gaara, cupping an ear with her hand. "Come on, whisper what it is you want, you ain't never had a friend like me!"
"Yes, sir, we pride ourselves on service!" Mayonaka slammed down a tall glass of red wine next to the plate of steak. "You're the boss!"
"The king!" Kaiten piped up.
"The shah!" They finished in unison, gesturing at the Kazekage with a flourish, devious smiles sketched on their faces at Gaara's bewildered expression.
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