Jknights4eva

Hyrule Screwups with Link

Everybody you know about Link the hero of time and blah blah blah ect. Well we all know him as an awsome guy who has a sword going postal on Ganondorf. Well anyways did you know how many screw ups he made on his adventure? Did you know link is afraid of chicken? Now let us tell the story of his fear of cucoos. (Some music plays and a cheap confetti blasts) Link was one day in the market looking for food. When he stumbled upon the in-n-out(a burger resturaunt). He pushed the door open and walked to the ordering counter. "One burger please!" "Ok that will be 50 rupees." "Okay lets see I have 49 rupees? b..bb..bu...bbut." (dramatic music)

"Well are you going to pay or not?'' "Sorry im short hehe." (5 minutes later)"AND STAY OUT!"Well, then he thought of his own idea to open up a HFC(hyrule fried cucoo). This is the important part so if you are not reading this part you are a toootal loooser. Link came upon some cucoos on the fields. He thought to himself he would start his buiness here. He swung his sword at a cucoo and it went crazy with bloodshot eyes. A swarm of chickens attacked link. "Ah my eeyes! No not there my spine! Ah my left kidney!" (ow that must have hurt) in his attempt to become rich he was sent to Hyrule's first hospital.

Now lets tell you about link and his experience in the lost woods. One day he was just following the trace of the catchy music (saria's song). He then got to the point where he had to face a white wolf. He pulled out his sword but it was too long and he failed to pull it out. (30 seconds later) "Ah its clawing out my eyes ow ow ow ow ow!" "That's it!" slash he killed the wolfos but was sent back to the hospital. After days of wearing eyepatches. His eyes were better. But his vision was soo bad.He thought a cucoo was a silver rupee and...(4 seconds later)"THE PAIN!THE AGONY!"(hardcore battle sfx flip on) (Shows Link bleeding on the floor externaly and sobbing)They put him on a strecher and dumped him into Lake Hylia.MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I mean how tragic!

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