"Hunter, I can't do this. You expect me to go out there and antagonize him just so you can get a title shot."
"Yes I do BeJahn. Vince isn't gonna give me one so getting out it of him will have to do."
Being paired up with Triple H has its perks, but he makes me do the dumbest things ever. The worst is him making me get a rise out of the other superstars. I'm not a trained wrestler, yet Triple H likes put me in front of him every time he makes a guy too angry. Tonight was different though. Hunter has been trying to get the Intercontinental Championship for weeks now. The champion, if you must know, is Ken Shamrock, the World's Most Dangerous Man. And Hunter wants me to make him angry!? Ridiculous! But if I don't do this, I'll be out of a job. Sometimes, I don't think this job is really worth all of this crap.
Nevertheless, I head out to the ring with Hunter and watch as he calls out Ken to the ring. Not even a minute passes by before he answers Hunter's call. Ken comes out in nothing but his jeans and black combat boots. I've actually been crushing on him for a couple months now. Even though he had a short fuse, he is a pretty attractive guy. Plus, he's really nice to me, and keeps some of the more mean wrestlers off my back when Hunter isn't around. As soon as he gets in the ring, Hunter starts speaking into the microphone.
"Alright Kenny, you know why you're out here? No? Well, I want a title shot, but….I don't feel like fighting tonight. So…...BeJahn is gonna take my place. RING THE BELL REF!"