Wow, two fics in one night... I'm impressed. Well, you know the drill. Read and review! (Why are parodies my best work? I'm going to grow up and be known the world over as The Semi-Odd Washu, Queen of Pans and Cheese Danish.)
Well, this is a parody of "Genie in a Bottle," as sung by a random daimon. Many thanks to Sasami-chan. Enjoy this temporary form of insanity...

I feel like I've been locked up tight in a suitcase for about a night
Waiting for Mimet to release me
I look really stupid but it's not my fault
'Cuz Tomoe just stuck some crap in a vault
Mimet, Mimet, Mimet

(oooooooooh)
Mimet is sayin' let's go
(oooooooooh)
But Tomoe's sayin' no

If you want me to do well,
Tomoe there's a price to pay
I'm a daimon in a suitcase
Gotta make me the right way
If you want me to do well
I can make your wish come true
You just gotta unhook the latches,
And I'll fight for you

I'm a daimon in a suitcase, you know
Gotta make me the right way Tomoe
I'm a daimon in a suitcase, you know
Come, come, come on and let me out

Usagi's giving me a crappy speech
Just one more word and then she'll banish me
Waiting to keel over on my right leg
Chibi-moon's using her useless attack
But that don't mean I'm gonna be hauled back
Mimet, Mimet, Mimet

(ooooooooooh)
Mimet is sayin' let's go
(ooooooooooh0
But Tomoe's sayin' no

If you want me to do well,
Tomoe there's a price to pay
I'm a daimon in a suitcase
Gotta make me the right way
If you want me to do well,
I can make your wish come true
Just come and set me free Mimet
And I'll fight for you

I'm a daimon in a suitcase, you know
Gotta make me the right way, Tomoe
I'm a daimon in a suitcase, you know
Come, come, come on and let me out

(repeat)
(repeat chorus 1)
(repeat chorus 2)

I'm a daimon in a suitcase, you know
Come, come. come on and let me out