The Bond of Brothers 1

Raditz was all but fluffing his pillows to settle down for a well earned sleep, when he heard a voice behind him.

"Hey, sexy."

Raditz turned his head and saw his little brother, Kakarot, standing in the door way. He was glad only in a pair of plaid gi pants, with his tail swishing behind him lazily. His arms crossed over his muscled chest as a sly smirk adorned his young Saiyan male features.

Raditz snorted, "Hey, brat." He turned over on his back on the bed, resting back on the wall.

The said brat grinned at his brother.

"So... did your husband take you out for dinner?" Kakarot couldn't hide the cheshire grin he wore as he walked over to sit on the bed with his big brother.

The larger saiyan frowned and glared at Kakarot as he came closer.

"He's NOT my husband, you asshole. And YES he took me out."

The younger Saiyan laughed out loud, and lunged for Raditz, grinning like a fool.

"Yeah right he's not your husband! You two are practically married. You'll do anything for him! Do you even shit for him, too?"

Raditz growled at Kakarot, slapping him across the face with his tail.

"Get yer skanky ass away from me!" Raditz played.

Said skank playfully growled and pushed all of his weight against his big brother.

"But you love me!"

"No I don't! Ye know, Vegeta's going to smell you on me, and ask what the hell we were doing!" Raditz pushed back, but then gave up because he knew that Kakarot wasn't budging.

"Tell him we were making sweet, sweet passionate love!" The brat purred as his eyes got all dreamy like. Raditz couldn't help at this.

"Why the hell would I make love with you? Gah! Ranchy skank!"

Kakarot looked hurt, but the rag-haired saiyan knew he was faking it. The younger male suddenly grabbed his left arm and winced as if someone punched him.

"Ouch, Raditz, that hurts! Right... here!" He pointed to the spot on his arm where he held the imaginary hurt arm. Raditz chuckled and rolled his eyes.

"Where's Turles?" Raditz asked suddenly, looking around absently. "I'd figure he'd be right behind you."

Kakarot snorted, "He's off with his 'friends'." He said while quoting.

"Friends? What friends, he has no friends." Raditz laghed.

"Ah, these friends come with benefits, dear brother of mine." He grinned and winked, adding, "Yeah, and I guess he even has a boyfriend and everything."

Raditz raised an eyebrow, smirking, "Oh, you mean an imaginary boyfriend, right?"

The both laughed. Kakarot was trying to stop, saying "Oh, Rad, that's mean. He's not even here to defend himself."

"So?"

"So, that's mean!" Kakarot punched him in the arm.

"Oh, pish posh! Just because it's true, doesn't make me mean!" Raditz replied. He sat up a little, and crossed his arms over his chest, murmuring grumpily.

"Yeah, but still... wait until he's actually here to make fun of him." Kakarot suggested.

"Alright, alright." Raditz agreed. "Now, time for bed, bratling. I have to get up early tomorrow, and so do you." He smiled down at Kakarot as he nuzzled his cheek.

Kakarot nestled in beside his big brother's side, as they both got comfortable, while Raditz purred quietly.

"G'night, onisan." Kakarot yawned.

"Good night, Kakarot."