Neon Genesis Plushievelion
Episode 01: Enter the madness.
A strange wannabe-creation by that insane 'Kompi' figure.
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This is.. probably. .what would be refered to as a 'Derevative work' of an anime series known as 'Neon Genesis Evangelion' by the company 'Gainax'. Gainax owns all rights to their licenses, copyrights and such stuff.. and wether I or them own the specific rights for this derevative work I don't know. (Copyright laws are funny things.. uhm..)
Also respective toys featured are owned by whoever made them. I claim no ownership of them.
..This thing has violence alright - IF you refer to tearing pillows, plastic and cloth figures.. etc appart.. damages induced by pets.. etc.. as violence. This thing is meant for jokes, not seriousness.
I can't claim this extreme oddness as totally my own idea. It appeared in an odd discussion between a friend and I over AIM. We both helped develop it and he has as big a part in its creation as I. Not that there's much development in it - it's simply strange and odd. If you're looking for something serious, or with a deep story (or both), this is not the right path to look.
Oh and yes.. the character the fic refers to as "the author" is entirely fictional and not even remotely based on me or anyone else; as is his family, pets and surroundings. Also many of the 'toys' featured in this fic are entirely (or mostly) fictional.
fWheee.
Happy reading. -_^
-Kompi
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It had been fifteen days.. Fifteen days since the first angel - known as the authors mom - had initiated what had come to be known as 'the second impact' and wiping out a big part of the human population by cleaning his room in his absence. And now after a long wait and tendious rebuilding the third angel appeared just as the TV show predicted. It stomped along the earth towards the room called 'Tokyo-3', flipping a few small green toy tanks over with its feet as it went. The swarm of aircraft that had been trying to intercept the angel had been destroyed long ago since the author didn't have enough arms to manouver both them and the angel at the same time. It looked as menacing as a soft 4-feet soft plushie monkey with a happy smile could as it came stomping on the tanks like they were nothing but the toys they were. At long last it reached its destination: Tokyo-3. It walked through the doorway.
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The Gendo Ikari plushie with menacing pose sat in a command chair made of erasers and obviously waited for something while technichans tried their best to ready a big blue, black and yellow Mech made of LEGOs. The author silently muttered something about having no purple LEGO peices. The angel had after the author getting tired of it simply stomping on tanks started throwing koosh balls around Tokyo-3 and seemed to offhand try to hit the NERV building which was a desk sympolically representing the underground. It must have been shear luck, because the ball didn't only hit but struck the Gendo plushie right in his menacing pose, smashed his throne of erasers and sent him sailing out an open window. The author screamed in horror and various profanity and rushed to the rescue of the poor plushie. About five minutes later the Gendo plushie with menacing pose and various bite marks from a dog ordered them to ready Unit-01 for launch and told them to send for Rei if the intended pilot didn't show up soon.
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The Shinji Ikari plushie along with the Misato Katsuragi plushie with beer can arrived just in time as the author realized the Rei Ayanami plushie in plugsuit didn't fit into Unit-01 when she was bandaged in large ammounts of toilet paper since of an accident in the not-yet-constructed Unit-00. Frustrated after trying to force a mass of plastic and paper into an all-too-small hatch the author simply ignored any complaints the Shinji plushie might have and shoved him into the awe-inspiring - and slightly unstable - Unit-01 and symbolized its launch by moving it from the desk to the floor.
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The LEGO Unit-01 and the soft plushie monkey faced off in an impressive scene. Inside Unit-01 a Shinji plushie found out the hard way that making a big evangelion made of LEGO walk wasn't an easy thing when the author had forgotten to add knee joints. It did the only thing such a creation could and fell to the floor in a hard thud that removed some of the more decorative parts from the model and smashed open its jaw. The angel monkey took all the oportunity presented and lifted the evangelion into the air, assaulting it continously with soft fur hands in a furious battle and threatened to tickle the unsuspecting Unit-01 and its pilot to death. The author willed the Shinji plushie to resist and accidentally tore the arm of the evangelion clean off before he noticed it lacked pretty much every joint in the body except for hip ones. The evangelion collapsed backwards as the angel continued its rediculous assault. Back in the NERV desk the bridge personell gasped and desperately tried to think of a solution. Suddenly the authors younger sister burst into the room and made a miraculous rescue of Unit-01 by recovering her stolen toy monkey and verbally assaulting the author for stealing her things before stomping out of the room that was Tokyo-3. The world was once again saved. Horray. The author had just recovered a dazed Shinji plushie from the now even more broken remains of Unit-01 as the first angel yelled that he was to clean up all the green tanks he had spread over the upper floor. The author sighed; somehow he could feel third impact loom around the corner...
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Well, that's it for the first epsiode of Neon Genesis Plushievelion.
If there'll be more.. well. .time will tell, no? If there is a next time, It's going to hit quite far of the NGE storyline then.. or likely so anyway..
And yes I know this thing is totally unserious and pretty much plain crap. I usually aim for a somewhat more serious theme.. Though I wont promise they'll end up any better in terms of writing.
Still.. well.. bear with me, alright?
fWheee.
-Kompi
Episode 01: Enter the madness.
A strange wannabe-creation by that insane 'Kompi' figure.
--
This is.. probably. .what would be refered to as a 'Derevative work' of an anime series known as 'Neon Genesis Evangelion' by the company 'Gainax'. Gainax owns all rights to their licenses, copyrights and such stuff.. and wether I or them own the specific rights for this derevative work I don't know. (Copyright laws are funny things.. uhm..)
Also respective toys featured are owned by whoever made them. I claim no ownership of them.
..This thing has violence alright - IF you refer to tearing pillows, plastic and cloth figures.. etc appart.. damages induced by pets.. etc.. as violence. This thing is meant for jokes, not seriousness.
I can't claim this extreme oddness as totally my own idea. It appeared in an odd discussion between a friend and I over AIM. We both helped develop it and he has as big a part in its creation as I. Not that there's much development in it - it's simply strange and odd. If you're looking for something serious, or with a deep story (or both), this is not the right path to look.
Oh and yes.. the character the fic refers to as "the author" is entirely fictional and not even remotely based on me or anyone else; as is his family, pets and surroundings. Also many of the 'toys' featured in this fic are entirely (or mostly) fictional.
fWheee.
Happy reading. -_^
-Kompi
--
It had been fifteen days.. Fifteen days since the first angel - known as the authors mom - had initiated what had come to be known as 'the second impact' and wiping out a big part of the human population by cleaning his room in his absence. And now after a long wait and tendious rebuilding the third angel appeared just as the TV show predicted. It stomped along the earth towards the room called 'Tokyo-3', flipping a few small green toy tanks over with its feet as it went. The swarm of aircraft that had been trying to intercept the angel had been destroyed long ago since the author didn't have enough arms to manouver both them and the angel at the same time. It looked as menacing as a soft 4-feet soft plushie monkey with a happy smile could as it came stomping on the tanks like they were nothing but the toys they were. At long last it reached its destination: Tokyo-3. It walked through the doorway.
--
The Gendo Ikari plushie with menacing pose sat in a command chair made of erasers and obviously waited for something while technichans tried their best to ready a big blue, black and yellow Mech made of LEGOs. The author silently muttered something about having no purple LEGO peices. The angel had after the author getting tired of it simply stomping on tanks started throwing koosh balls around Tokyo-3 and seemed to offhand try to hit the NERV building which was a desk sympolically representing the underground. It must have been shear luck, because the ball didn't only hit but struck the Gendo plushie right in his menacing pose, smashed his throne of erasers and sent him sailing out an open window. The author screamed in horror and various profanity and rushed to the rescue of the poor plushie. About five minutes later the Gendo plushie with menacing pose and various bite marks from a dog ordered them to ready Unit-01 for launch and told them to send for Rei if the intended pilot didn't show up soon.
--
The Shinji Ikari plushie along with the Misato Katsuragi plushie with beer can arrived just in time as the author realized the Rei Ayanami plushie in plugsuit didn't fit into Unit-01 when she was bandaged in large ammounts of toilet paper since of an accident in the not-yet-constructed Unit-00. Frustrated after trying to force a mass of plastic and paper into an all-too-small hatch the author simply ignored any complaints the Shinji plushie might have and shoved him into the awe-inspiring - and slightly unstable - Unit-01 and symbolized its launch by moving it from the desk to the floor.
--
The LEGO Unit-01 and the soft plushie monkey faced off in an impressive scene. Inside Unit-01 a Shinji plushie found out the hard way that making a big evangelion made of LEGO walk wasn't an easy thing when the author had forgotten to add knee joints. It did the only thing such a creation could and fell to the floor in a hard thud that removed some of the more decorative parts from the model and smashed open its jaw. The angel monkey took all the oportunity presented and lifted the evangelion into the air, assaulting it continously with soft fur hands in a furious battle and threatened to tickle the unsuspecting Unit-01 and its pilot to death. The author willed the Shinji plushie to resist and accidentally tore the arm of the evangelion clean off before he noticed it lacked pretty much every joint in the body except for hip ones. The evangelion collapsed backwards as the angel continued its rediculous assault. Back in the NERV desk the bridge personell gasped and desperately tried to think of a solution. Suddenly the authors younger sister burst into the room and made a miraculous rescue of Unit-01 by recovering her stolen toy monkey and verbally assaulting the author for stealing her things before stomping out of the room that was Tokyo-3. The world was once again saved. Horray. The author had just recovered a dazed Shinji plushie from the now even more broken remains of Unit-01 as the first angel yelled that he was to clean up all the green tanks he had spread over the upper floor. The author sighed; somehow he could feel third impact loom around the corner...
--
Well, that's it for the first epsiode of Neon Genesis Plushievelion.
If there'll be more.. well. .time will tell, no? If there is a next time, It's going to hit quite far of the NGE storyline then.. or likely so anyway..
And yes I know this thing is totally unserious and pretty much plain crap. I usually aim for a somewhat more serious theme.. Though I wont promise they'll end up any better in terms of writing.
Still.. well.. bear with me, alright?
fWheee.
-Kompi