Lynch8man: time for an all new story
Naruto/Sasuke: what?
Lynch8man: what do you mean what?
Naruto: who's in it?
Lynch8man: Sasuke.
Naruto: GODAMMIT!
Sasuke: oh, shut up, Naruto.
Lynch8man: *sigh*
Sasuke: well, where am I going now?
Lynch8man: *grins*
Sasuke: what?
Lynch8man: you are going to become…
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Sasuke Uchiha walked through the hallways of the new school. When he fought Madara, alongside Naruto, a giant dimensional portal ripped open when his Susano'o clashed with Madara's. He was then shot through to a different dimension. He is now a first year at this school. Sasuke was looking for a place to read a book, but the libraries at this school were all but quiet. He then found a room. The sign said, "Music Room 3." He sighed, hoping this would be a fine place to read. When he opened the door, flower petals flew past him. "Welcome," said a group of boys, "To the Ouran Host Club."
*Sakura Kiss plays*
Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school Ouran Academy. The Ouran host Club is where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful. Sasuke was looking at the boys with a little surprise on his face. Hikaru looked at Tamaki and said, "Hey boss, I think," his twin, Kaoru, finished, "that's a boy." Tamaki smiled, "We have to be polite to all students that come through our club's doors, even boys." Kyoya shifted his glasses, "So, you must be the new commoner honor student, Sasuke Uchiha." Tamaki's eyes lit up, "The honor student? So, you're the new commoner just like Haruhi!" Sasuke looked at Haruhi and said, "Isn't Haruhi a girl's name?" Hikaru and Kaoru quickly ran over to Haruhi and the felt his (her) muscles. Hikaru said, "Wow Haruhi," Kaoru finished, "You look extra manly today." Sasuke had a feeling and got up, "whatever, I'm gonna go then." He started to walk out of the room, but Honni grabbed Sasuke's arm, "No, wait, don't leave. Do you wanna eat some cake with me Sasu-chan?" Sasuke looked at Honni and said, "Sorry, but I don't eat sweats… and who the hell are you calling Sasu-chan?" Tamaki then said, "I didn't know the new honor student would be so openly gay to other men." Sasuke looked at Tamaki and said, "Say what?" Tamaki continued, "So what kind of guys are you into?" he pointed over to Haruhi, "Are you into the normal/commoner type?" he pointed to Kyoya, "or are you into the cool type?" he pointed to Mori, "How about the calm/silent type?" he pointed to Honni, "the Lolita/shota type?" he pointed to Hikaru and Kaoru, "maybe the forbidden twincest?" he put his hand on Sasuke's chin, "Or how about the princely type?" Sasuke backed up a bit and bumped into a vase. The vase smashed on the ground. Sasuke looked at the vase then at Tamaki, who sat in a chair. "well it looks like you're in trouble now. Seeing as you are a commoner, there is now way that you'd be able to pay off the cost of that vase. So you will work for the host club until your debt is payed." Sasuke sighed, "fine."
Sasuke had just gotten back from the market, bringing cup noodles and commoner's coffee. "if they're so rich why would they buy such cheap food?" Haruhi and Sasuke walked into each other, saying at the same time, "Damn these rich people." When they collided, Sasuke fell on top of Haruhi. Both Haruhi and Sasuke blushed. For a while they stayed in that position, until Sasuke got off of him(her) and said, "Sorry, I wasn't paying attention." Haruhi blushed a little, "that's ok, I wasn't paying attention either." Sasuke smiled, "rich people, eh?" Haruhi smiled back, "Ha, yeah." Sasuke helped him(her) up. Sasuke looked at a teen that was bullying a girl. "Give me your money, girl!" he said. The girl cried, "p-please, don't hurt me!" Sasuke glared at the boy, "hey, leave her alone." Haruhi looked at Sasuke and said, "what are you doing?" Sasuke looked at Haruhi, "saving her." The bully grinned, "Make me, you loser!" the bully started to run towards Sasuke, his hand balled into a fist. Sasuke didn't even get into a defensive stance, he took the punch full force in the face. The bully's grin faded when Sasuke chuckled, "Is that it? Was that all the strength you could muster up?" the bully pulled out a knife, Sasuke then grabbed the bully's wrist. His iron grip made the bully drop the knife. "I don't want to catch you bullying girls anymore. You got it?" Sasuke's eyes looked really scary to the bully at that moment. The bully backed off and said, "Yes sir." He went over to the girl and bowed, "I'm sorry ma'am." The boy ran off. The girl came over to Sasuke and blushed, "T-thanks." Sasuke smiled at the girl, which made her squeal a little, and held her hand, kissing it, "No man should treat a lady that badly." The girl's face was a deep red and she squealed, running off. Haruhi looked at Sasuke, "wow, you really have a gift when it comes to the ladies." Sasuke sighed, looking dark and depressed, "It's more of a curse, really. I haven't really been able to talk to a girl without them going crazy about me. I just wish I could meet a girl that won't act like that about me." he sighed again, his hair covering one of his eyes. He looked at Haruhi, "Let's get back to the club room," he said. "alright," replied Haruhi.
When Sasuke and Haruhi arrived back at the club room, Sasuke's eye was still covered with his hair, looking depressed still. Some of the girls stared at Sasuke, blushing. Sasuke sighed, flipping his hair out of his eye. The girls squealed. He brought the coffee and noodles to Tamaki. The girl that he had helped earlier was there and she was whispering to the other girls about him. Some of them were saying, "he is so cool!" others were saying, "he looks so mysterious." Sasuke looked at Tamaki and said, "here you go…" Tamaki smiled, "thank you, Sasuke." Sasuke sighed, smiling a little. Tamaki's eyes got wide and he grabbed Sasuke and started hugging him, spinning around. "You're so cute!" Sasuke struggled to break his hold. Mori came over and picked Sasuke up and set him down. Sasuke sighed, "thanks, Mori-senpai." He said. Sasuke put his hand to his forehead, covering one of his eyes, "why must I be cursed?" Tamaki's eyes got wide again and he looked at Hikaru and Kaoru, "Hikaru, Kaoru, get him into uniform. Kyoya call my hairstylist, Mori get some red contacts. Haruhi, follow Sasuke." Honni ran over, "what can I do tama-chan?" Tamaki looked at Honni, "Honni-senpai," Honni nodded, "go, have some cake!" screen transition. Honni eating cake at a table, "Usu-chan, the others said they were too busy to eat cake." Screen transition. Sasuke came out of the changing room, wearing the school uniform and his hair covering one eye with red highlights, and the red contacts in his eyes. "so… how do I look?" tears were rolling down Tamaki's eyes and he held his cheeks, "You look absolutely fabulisious!" Sasuke sweat dropped. Tamaki pointed at Sasuke, "alright then, you shall be a host the same way Haruhi became one. You must meet with a certain number of customers, which is… three thousand customers." Sasuke sweat dropped even more. "from today on you are the dark/gothic/emotional type host." Sasuke put his hand to his forehead again, "Oh god, kill me now." Tamaki started hugging Sasuke again, swinging him around. Thus started Sasuke's new life as a host.
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Sasuke: …
Naruto: *trying to hold in laugh*
Lynch8man: so, how was it?
Sasuke: it… was… perfect…
Naruto: *grin gone* what?
Sasuke: it's perfect, me as the dark host? Genius.
Naruto: god damn it.
Lynch8man: good. Till next time, catch you later.
*Tamaki: Narrator* wow! Sasuke's a new host! Can't wait! What? The dance is tomorrow? What? Secrets revealed? Haruhi! Come to daddy!
*Haruhi: Narrator* what? Get off of me!
*Sasuke: Narrator* next time on Ouran's Ninja: a dance, a host, and a ninja. See you there.
*shissou plays.*