Well, this little voice was in my head one day.

'What if Erza taught a sex ed class?'

Also, if anything is wrong, like stuff that usually isn't in the class, I'm sorry. I've never really HAD sex ed before...

Disclaimer: Me? Fairy Tail? Haha, nope. Not mine.

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All was normal in Fairy Tail.

Or, at least as normal as it could possibly be.

Furniture, food, people, and other unknown items soared across the room as Natsu and Gray fought, most likely for something stupid.

"You spilled my iced tea on my shorts, it looks like I took a piss in them!"

"Then why don't you strip down like you always do, freezy boy?"

"'Freezy boy'? You seriously couldn't think of anything better? You're such a dumbass!"

Yep. Pretty stupid. But still, it was loud and echoed throughout the entire room, so no one was able to hear a metal foot kick the door open, and none other than Erza Scarlet march in.

"I have an announceme-" The woman's decree was silenced by a mound of spaghetti splatting on her face.

Erza's expression turned dark, and she scraped the pile of noodle off her face, and tried getting the tomato sauce off, too, but only resulted of smearing it around and making part of her face the same shade as her hair. She exhaled through her nose roughly to feel a noodle slide out. She got it out, disgusted. Okay, now she was pretty pissed.

"WHO THE HELL STARTED THIS?!" she demanded, steam practically coming out of her ears. All the commotion stopped.

"He did it!" accused Natsu and Gray in unison, pointing at each other. They each had a few bruises here and there, and Natsu's shirt was ripped, while Gray was standing there in almost-shredded-luckily-not black boxers.

Erza, not in the mood to figure things out logically, took both ears and dragged them to a neighboring room. There were quite a few screams, and, if the audience didn't know who it was, would've mistaked it for Lucy (she had one hell of a high pitched and loud scream. Sadly, this is spoken from experience).

A few minutes later, three people came out, two bound and gagged. Erza, somehow, was now clean, and she dropped the two squirming young men on the floor, ignoring their silent pleads of help.

"Now," she spoke, wiping her hands, "I have an announcement to make."

The guild listened closely.

"Some of you will start taking sex education classes tomorrow. The class list will be up in the morning." Erza spun on her armored heel and headed out the door, leaving Fairy Tail in dead silence.

Now that, my friends, is magic.

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The next day, members of Fairy Tail filed in to see who would have to take such a dreadful class.

"Erza Scarlet's Sexual Education Class

Teacher: Erza Scarlet

Students:

Natsu Dragneel

Gray Fullbuster

Lucy Heartfilia

Levy McGarden

Gajeel Redfox

Juvia Loxar

Mirajane Strauss

Elfman Strauss

Lisanna Strauss

Wendy Marvell

Romeo Conbolt

Cana Alberona"

Some people sighed in relief, not having to be in the class.

Most moaned.

"And class starts today, too..." Gray mumbled, sleep coming from him like waves.

"Why do I have to go?" Wendy whimpered. "I might as well be on my death bed." Carla patted the girl's back sympathetically.

"Yay! A class with Natsu-nii!" cheered Romeo.

Erza came in the door, clearly a morning bird. She had a burgundy suit on, with black flats and glasses.

"All right," she smirked. "Let the session begin!"

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Oh dear lord. I have no idea where I got this.

But, is it good? Should I continue? :3

Giving me reviews is like giving Erza strawberry cake! I eat it up and can't wait for more!

Also, I am SUPER excited we can finally stories from mobile! No hassle trying to get to my laptop at two in the morning. I mean, I'm currently on my iPod notes right now~