Author's note: this is my first fanfic, so sorry if this sucks

Disclaimer: I do N.O.T own Naruto, if I do, I'll expose ShikaxTema moreee and moreee :D

Festival Fun!

Chapter 1

Once upon a day in the Akatsuki lair…

Pein is doing his un-ending paperworks while saying un-ending curses with Konan accompanying him while listening to her radio that sounded like 'Konoha Radio Station'. It looks like it's a lovelife session on the radio with someone called Gai hosting it, and a girl called Hinata is telling her problem that she was very shy to confess her feelings to a certain man, that Hinata girl's voice sounds like she could faint any time

"Im not sure this kind of show will help us at love at all, it's useless not to mention nonsense, don't you think Pein?" Konan asked

"I don't care about that crap on the radio, Konan, but I really do care if you can help me with this unending paperworks! They're related to you, so maybe you could handle them better than me" Pein started to look frustrated

"Serious, Pein, you really are weird when you're stress, they're inanimate things. And what do you mean by 'related to me' ?"

"Oh God…wait, I AM the God" he stopped a moment, "Oh Pein, I don't know that you're this stupid, Konan. You ARE the PAPER-MADE woman! Got it?"

"Wow, chill out dude! I know Im a paper woman but that kinda hurt you know" Konan said

"Like a cute place in hell I care" He said sarcastically, "AARRGGHH! I can't stand this! I really should have some rests" he ruffled his hair

"No one said you can't have some rests at the first place, you're the one who take those paperworks and this organization's craps so serious and ignored all of our advices to relax a bit." Konan told him, "You're a workaholic Pein, admit it. And emo. And violent. And grumpy. And…" She said just to be cutted off by Pein

"OKAY! ENOUGH OF TALKING!" He exclaimed "Listen, the emo one is Itachi, or more precisely his brother, or both of them, Whatever. Hidan is the violent one, and Kakuzu is the grumpy. Done!" He said with a dead tone, "Now GET ITACHI HERE! I really need him to make that fucking relaxing tea, he's the best tea maker ever"

"Okay, okay, I wonder where is he," Konan murmured "maybe he's in the bathroom right now, admiring his beautiful silky hair…" she preventing herself not to laugh and get out from the Leader's office

Right after Konan got out from his room, something attracted his attention, he took Konan's radio then listening to it, when suddenly a shocking music came out from the radio

"HEY DUDES AND DUDETTES, LET'S GO! COME TO KONOHA'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION! WE WILL HOST A FESTIVAL, DON'T BE SORRY IF YOU'RE NOT THERE!" a voice of guy that sounded like dog barks voice said excitedly,

Then a voice of coquettish girl say, "DON'T MISS THE BEAUTY STAND! FOR THOSE GIRLS WHO WANT TO LOOK PRETTY, IT'S THE RIGHT PLACE!" then she giggled,

"MUST TRY THE RAMEN STAND TOO, DATTEBAYO! PARTICIPATE IN THE RAMEN EATING CONTEST AND YOU'LL GET CATCHY SOUVENIRS!" this one sounded like a hyperactive and over-energetic man,

"AND DON'T FORGET THE YOUTHFUL ARENA! YOU CAN CHALLENGE YOUR FRIENDS HERE AND GET SOME PRESENTS! DON'T WORRY, YOUR SAFETY GUARANTEED!" a dramatic guy exclaimed,

"And the most scary haunted house ever…." a mysterious voice said

"AND MANY MORE STANDS! DON'T MISS IT, BE THERE GUYS, DATTEBAYO!" all of the persons above exclaimed in unison

Then the happy-shocking music started to play again

"Hm, this is interesting" then Pein's lips started to form a small grin "yes, this will be a perfect place to get rid of my stressful days" (I don't know why but he sounded evil) "now I need to get the others.."

To Be Continued

Kinda OOC isn't it? but who cares, please give me some suggestions so I can make the next chapter better

R & R!