Twelve Days of Mayhem

by Sherloki'd

X-mas song definitely and utterly smashed to pieces by the HP crew. Craziness galore! Please review! Merry X-mas to y'all!

Twelve Days of...X-mastic Massive Mayhem.

Syne-chan Black.

Disclaimer warning: This is oddly stupid, I don't know what got into me must be all that spiked eggnog xD

Anyywaaays, these characters don't belong to me and they never will. Don't sue my stupidity! Hahaha

This idea's oold, so if anyone has had it before -for Harry Potter Fiction- I apologize in advance, for I haven't read it and so it is a mere and disastrous coincidence.

The spotlight is on a very sexy looking young /because I say so, young/ wizard who's just out of certain Prison.

He starts singing with a perfect suave voice:

Sirius:On the First Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to mee...a free pass for Azhkabaaan.

Next comes a very shy looking young frightened blonde man who stares at Sirius:

Remus:On the Second Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to mee...two silver bullets,

Sirius:and a free pass for Azhkabaaan.

A nice looking ghostly shape appears from nothing and sings in a bouncy manner:

James:On the Third Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to mee...three pairs of glasses,

Remus: smiles at the ghost two silver bullets,

Sirius: smiles too and a free pass for Azhkabaaan.

A very filthy and ugly short man comes in, and as Sirius tries to kill him and Remus stops the latter, he sings off key and very quaky:

Peter:On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to mee...four smelly cheesees,

James: glares at him three pairs of glasses,

Remus:sweatdrops and blushes, holding Sirius two silver bullets,

Sirius: smirks at his captor, forgetting the rat and a free pass for Azhkabaaan.

Harry Potter comes in and soon runs towards his deceased father, forgetting the task at hand, teary eyed. Eventually, he starts:

Harry:On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to mee...five new scaars,

Peter: running and hiding from Sirius four smelly cheeses,

James:smiles at his clone three pairs of glasses,

Remus: pats Harry on the shoulder, leaving Sirius on his own two silver bullets,

Sirius: sticks his tongue at Harry in a friendly manner and a free pass for Azhkabaaan.

A tall and skinny red headed boy comes in with a crappy micro:

Ron:On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to mee...six moore siblings,

Harry: still looking at the ghost five new scaars,

Peter: sighs seeing Sirius isn't paying any attention to him four smelly cheeses,

James:motioning Ron to come over three pairs of glasses,

Remus:running away from Sirius two silver bullets,

Sirius:smirking and chasing Remus casually and a free pass for Azhkabaaan.

The only girl comes out, going unnoticed as always:

Hermione:On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to mee...seven more textbooks,

Ron:sweatdrops at 'Mione's part six moore siblings,

Harry:Harry huhs Ron five new scaars,

Peter: safe in the hiding place four smelly cheesees,

James:cleans his ghostly pair of glasses three pairs of glasses,

Remus:blushes scarlet as Sirius catches him, holding the wolf by the waist two silver bullets,

Sirius:smirks and puts his arm around Lupin's waist and a free pass for Azhkabaaan.

A sexy blonde prat from Slytherin comes out, shooting the crowd with an imaginary shotgun, a nasty -but sexy- smile on his lips:

Draco:On the Eight Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to mee...eight mudblood slaaaves,

Hermione:shoots daggers at him through her eyes seven more textbooks,

Ron:makes a gagging noise at Malfoy's sudden presence six moore siblings,

Harry:ignores Draco and keeps staring at James' ghost five new scaars,

Peter:yawns four smelly cheesees,

James:hits Sirius in the head and nods at Lupin three pairs of glasses,

Remus:looks at James with gratitude,his face still scarlet two silver bullets,

Sirius:rubs the back of his head and scoffs, untangling his long hair at its ends and a free pass for Azhkabaaan.

Proffesor Mcgonagall floos herself with a loud thump, startling everyone /yeah, even Petttigrew /:

Minerva:On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to mee...nine stilletto heeeels,

Draco:snorts eight mudblood slaaaves,

Hermione:admires Minerva for her part seven more textbooks,

Ron:laughs at James, who's taken his head off six moore siblings,

Harry:laughs at his father five new scaars,

Peter:sees James in disgust four smelly cheesees,

James:sings eerily, still decapitated three pairs of glasses,

Remus:pushes Sirius away, since the ex-convict is after him once again two silver bullets,

Sirius:points James to Remus and distracts him and a free pass for Azhkabaan.

A pair of identical individuals appear from either corner of the stage, both of them smile at each other, making fire works explode as they sing:

Fred and George:On the Tenth Day of Christmas, our True Love gave to us smirk...ten prank ideaas,

Minerva:sighs at their appeareance and rubs her temples, annoyed nine stilletto heeeeels,

Draco:points at the three brothers and calls out: WEASELS! eight mudblood slaaaves,

Hermione:elbows Malfoy on the side earning a whiny shout from the blond seven more textbooks,

Ron:high fives Hermione six moore siblings,

Harry:is clueless about what's going on, hugging his father's spirit five new scaars,

Peter:is asleep four smelly cheeseeszzzzz,

James:has put his head back on three pairs of glasses,

Remus:was distracted by Black and now is prisioner of his two silver bullets,

Sirius:buries his face into the other's neck and breathes in, gaining odd stares...and a free pass for Azhkaban.

An eeeevil looking guy with a /let's call it shiny, it's Christmas/ short mane comes in, glaring at everyone. He sings with a grave voice:

Snape:On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to mee...eleven ways-to-kill-Potter! cackles maniacally

Fred and George:shudder as he walks close to them with his wand ten prank ideaas,

Minerva:keeps an eye on the trio nine stilletto heeeels,

Draco:salutes his House Teach eight mudblood slaaaves,

Hermione:looks the other way seven more textbooks,

Ron:avoids being silly, so no points'll be taken from Gryffindor six moore siblings,

Harry:stops laughing and nods to Snape five new scaars,

Peter:wakes up wrapped in a cold aura, fearing Severus f-four s-smelly cheesees,

James:"Hello"es Snape too happy to be honest three pairs of glasses,

Remus:moans out as Sirius bites his neck two...silver...b-bullets,

Sirius:smirks and a free pass for Azhkaban.

Dumbledore makes an entrance, trying to impress but being ignored by most. He grins and takes out his amplifyer:

Dumbledore:ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO MEE...TWELVE POINTY HAAATS,

Snape:covers his ears with his shiny hair eleven ways-to-kill-Potter!

Fred and George:fall off stage ten prank ideaas,

Minerva:sweatdrops and laughs nervously nine stilletto heeeels,

Draco:plugs up his ears and scoffs at the old man eight mudblood slaaaves,

Hermione:places a silencing charm on the amplifyer and is wooed by all seven more textbooks,

Ron:kisses 'Miones cheek six moore siblings,

Harry:kisses 'Miones other cheek five new scaars,

Peter:tries to kiss her too, but the Golden Trio pushes him off stage and soon he joins the unconscious twins four smelly cheesees ahhhhhhh!,

James:disappears into the sunset three pairs of glaaasses,

Remus:plays with Sirius' hair, smiling with half closed eyelids two silver bullets,

Sirius:kisses Remus on the lips sweetly, earning an awww from the audience and a free pass for Azhkaban.

That's it. Review? ho ho ho, Meeehrry X-mas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa to you!